第5章
Winterbones,notawhitoffended,againhidhiscupunderhiscoat-tailandvanished。
"Sitdown,Thorne,sitdown,"saidthecontractor,speakinginquiteadifferentmannerfromanythathehadyetassumed。"Iknowyou"reinahurry,butyoumustgivemehalfanhour。Imaybedeadbeforeyoucangivemeanother;whoknows?"
Thedoctorofcoursedeclaredthathehopedtohavemanyahalf-hour"schatwithhimformanyayeartocome。
"Well,that"sasmaybe。Youmuststopnow,atanyrate。Youcanmakethecobpayforit,youknow。"
Thedoctortookachairandsatdown。Thusentreatedtostop,hehadhardlyanyalternativebuttodoso。
"Itwasn"tbecauseI"millthatIsentforyou,orratherletherladyshipsendforyou。Lordblessyou,Thorne;doyouthinkIdon"tknowwhatitisthatmakesmelikethis?WhenIseethatpoorwretchWinterbones,killinghimselfwithgin,doyouthinkIdon"tknowwhat"scomingtomyselfaswellashim?
"Whydoyoutakeitthen?Whydoyoudoit?Yourlifeisnotlikehis。Oh,Scatcherd!Scatcherd!"andthedoctorpreparedtopouroutthefloodofhiseloquenceinbeseechingthissingularmantoabstainfromhiswell-knownpoison。
"Isthatallyouknowofhumannature,doctor?Abstain。Canyouabstainfrombreathing,andlivelikeafishdoesunderwater?"
"ButNaturehasnotorderedyoutodrink,Scatcherd。"
"Habitissecondnature,man;andastrongernaturethanthefirst。AndwhyshouldInotdrink?WhatelsehastheworldgivenmeforallthatIhavedoneforit?WhatotherresourcehaveI?Whatothergratification?"
"Oh,myGod!Haveyounotunboundedwealth?Canyounotdoanythingyouwish?beanythingyouchoose?"
"No,"andthesickmanshriekedwithanenergythatmadehimaudibleallthroughthehouse。"IcandonothingthatIwouldchoosetodo;benothingthatIwouldwishtobe!WhatcanIdo?WhatcanIbe?WhatgratificationcanIhaveexceptthebrandybottle?IfIgoamonggentlemen,canItalktothem?Iftheyhaveanythingtosayaboutarailway,theywillaskmeaquestion:iftheyspeaktomebeyondthat,Imustbedumb。IfIgoamongmyworkmen,cantheytalktome?No;I
amtheirmaster,andasternmaster。Theybobtheirheadsandshakeintheirshoeswhentheyseeme。Wherearemyfriends?Here!"saidhe,andhedraggedabottlefromunderhisverypillow。"Wherearemyamusements?Here!"andhebrandishedthebottlealmostinthedoctor"sface。"Whereismyoneresource,myonegratification,myonlycomfortafterallmytoils。Here,doctor;here,here,here!"and,sosaying,hereplacedhistreasurebeneathhispillow。
Therewassomethingsohorrifyinginthis,thatDrThorneshrankbackamazed,andwasforamomentunabletospeak。
"But,Scatcherd,"hesaidatlast;"surelyyouwouldnotdieforsuchapassionasthat?""Dieforit?Aye,wouldI。LiveforitwhileIcanlive;anddieforitwhenIcanlivenolonger。Dieforit!Whatisthatforamantodo?Whatisamantheworsefordying?WhatcanIbetheworsefordying?Amancandiebutonce,yousaidjustnow。I"ddietentimesforthis。"
"Youarespeakingnoweitherinmadness,orelseinfolly,tostartleme。"
"Follyenough,perhaps,andmadnessenough,also。Suchalifeasminemakesamanafool,andmakeshimmadtoo。WhathaveaboutmethatI
shouldbeafraidtodie?I"mworththreehundredthousandpounds;andI"dgiveitalltobeabletogotoworkto-morrowwithahodandmortar,andhaveafellowclaphishanduponmyshoulder,andsay:
“Well,Roger,shallushavethat"ereotherhalf-pintthismorning?”
I"lltellyouwhat,Thorne,whenamanhasmadethreehundredthousandpounds,there"snothingleftforhimbuttodie。It"sallhe"sgoodforthen。Whenmoney"sbeenmade,thenextthingistospendit。Nowthemanwhomakesithasnotthehearttodothat。"
Thedoctor,ofcourse,inhearingallthis,saidsomethingofatendencytocomfortandconsolethemindofhispatient。Notthatanythinghecouldsaywouldcomfortorconsoletheman;butthatitwasimpossibletositthereandhearsuchfearfultruths——forasregardedScatcherdtheyweretruths——withoutmakingsomeanswer。"
"Thisisasgoodasaplay,isn"t,doctor?"saidthebaronet。"Youdidn"tknowhowIcouldcomeoutlikeoneofthoseactorfellows。Well,now,come;atlastI"lltellyouwhyIhavesentforyou。BeforethatlastburstofmineImademywill。"
"Youhadmadeawillbeforethat。"
"Yes,Ihad。Thatwillisdestroyed。Iburntitwithmyownhand,sothatthereshouldbenomistakeaboutit。InthatwillIhadnamedtwoexecutors,youandJackson。IwasthenpartnerwithJacksonintheYorkandYeovilGrandCentral。IthoughtadealofJacksonthen。He"snotworthashillingnow。"
"Well,I"mexactlyinthesamecategory。"
"No,you"renot。Jacksonisnothingwithoutmoney;butmoney"llnevermakeyou。"
"No,norIshan"tmakemoney,"saidthedoctor。
"No,youneverwill。Nevertheless,there"smyotherwill,there,underthatdeskthere;andI"veputyouinassoleexecutor。"
"Youmustalterthat,Scatcherd;youmustindeed;withthreehundredthousandpoundstobedisposedof,thetrustisfartoomuchforanyoneman:besidesyoumustnameayoungerman;youandIareofthesameage,andImaydiefirst。"
"Now,doctor,nohumbug;let"shavenohumbugfromyou。Rememberthis;
ifyou"renottrue,you"renothing。"
"Well,but,Scatcherd——"
"Well,butdoctor,there"sthewill,it"salreadymade。Idon"twanttoconsultyouaboutthat。Youarenamedasexecutor,andifyouhavethehearttorefusetoactwhenI"mdead,why,ofcourse,youcandoso。"
Thedoctorwasnotlawyer,andhardlyknewwhetherhehadanymeansofextricatinghimselffromthispositioninwhichhisfriendwasdeterminedtoplacehim。
"You"llhavetoseethatwillcarriedout,Thorne。NowI"lltellyouwhatIhavedone。"
"You"renotgoingtotellmehowyouhavedisposedofyourproperty?"
"Notexactly;atleastnotallofit。OnehundredthousandI"veinlegacies,including,youknow,whatLadyScatcherdwillhave。"
"HaveyounotleftthehousetoLadyScatcherd?"
"No;whatthedevilwouldshedowithahouselikethis?Shedoesn"tknowhowtoliveinitnowshehasgotit。Ihaveprovidedforher;itmattersnothow。Thehouseandtheestate,andtheremainderofmymoneyIhavelefttoLouisPhilippe。"
"What!twohundredthousandpounds?"saidthedoctor。
"Andwhyshouldn"tIleavetwohundredthousandpoundstomyson,eventomyeldestsonifIhavemorethanone?DoesnotMrGreshamleaveallhispropertytohisheir?WhyshouldnotImakeaneldestsonaswellasLorddeCourcyortheDukeofOmnium?IsupposearailwaycontractoroughtnottobeallowedaneldestsonbyActofParliament!
Won"tmysonhaveatitletokeepup?Andthat"smorethantheGreshamshaveamongthem。"
Thedoctorexplainedawaywhathesaidaswellashecould。Hecouldnotexplainthatwhathehadreallymeantwasthis,thatSirRogerScatcherd"ssonwasnotamanfittobetrustedwiththeentirecontrolofanenormousfortune。
SirRogerScatcherdhadbutonechild;thatchildwhichhadbeenborninthedaysofhisearlytroubles,andhadbeendismissedfromhismother"sbreastinorderthatthemother"smilkmightnourishtheyoungheirofGreshamsbury。Theboyhadgrownup,buthadbecomestrongneitherinmindnorbody。Hisfatherhaddeterminedtomakeagentlemanofhim,andhadsenttoEtonandCambridge。Buteventhisreceipt,generallyasitisrecognized,willnotmakeagentleman。Itishard,indeed,todefinewhatreceiptwilldoso,thoughpeopledohaveintheirownmindssomecertainundefined,butyettolerablycorrectideasonthesubject。Bethatasitmay,twoyearsatEton,andthreetermsatCambridge,didnotmakeagentlemanofLouisPhilippeScatcherd。
Yes;hewaschristenedLouisPhilippe,aftertheKingoftheFrench。Ifonewishestolookoutintheworldforroyalnomenclature,tofindchildrenwhohavebeenchristenedafterkingsandqueens,ortheunclesandauntsofkingsandqueens,thesearchshouldbemadeinthefamiliesofdemocrats。Nonehavesoservileadeferencefortheverynail-paringsofroyalty;nonefeelsowonderinganaweattheexaltationofacrownedhead;nonearesoanxioustosecurethemselvessomeshredorfragmentthathasbeenconsecratedbytheroyaltouch。Itisthedistancewhichtheyfeeltoexistbetweenthemselves,andthethronewhichmakesthemcovetthecrumbsofmajesty,theoddsandendsandchancesplintersofroyalty。
TherewasnothingroyalaboutLouisPhilippeScatcherdbuthisname。Hehadnowcometoman"sestate,andhisfather,findingtheCambridgereceipttobeinefficacious,hadsenthimabroadtotravelwithatutor。Thedoctorhadfromtimetotimeheardtidingsofthisyouth;
heknewthathehadalreadyshownsymptomsofhisfather"svices,butnosymptomsofhisfather"stalents;heknewthathehadbegunlifebybeingdissipated,withoutbeinggenerous;andthatattheageoftwenty-onehehadalreadysufferedfromdeliriumtremens。
Itwasonthisaccountthathehadexpresseddisapprobation,ratherthansurprise,whenheheardthathisfatherintendedtobequeaththebulkofhislargefortunetotheuncontrolledwillofthisunfortunateboy。
"Ihavetoiledformymoneyhard,andIhavearighttodoasIlikewithit。Whatothersatisfactioncanitgiveme?"
Thedoctorassuredhimthathedidnotatallmeantodisputethis。
"LouisPhilippewilldowellenough,you"llfind,"continuedthebaronet,understandingwhatwaspassingwithinhiscompanion"sbreast。
"Letayoungfellowsowhiswildoatswhileheisyoung,andhe"llbesteadyenoughwhenhegrowsold。"
"Butwhatifheneverlivestogetthroughthesowing?"thoughtthedoctortohimself。"Whatifthewild-oatsoperationiscarriedoninsoviolentamannerastoleavenostrengthinthesoilfortheproductofamorevaluablecrop?"Itwasofnousesayingthis,however,soheallowedScatcherdtocontinue。
"IfI"dhadafreeflingwhenIwasayoungster,Ishouldn"thavebeensofondofthebrandybottlenow。Butanyway,mysonshallbemyheir。I"vehadthegumptiontomakethemoney,butIhaven"tthegumptiontospendit。Myson,however,shallbeabletoruffleitwiththebestofthem。I"llgobailheshallholdhisheadhigherthaneveryoungGreshamwillbeabletoholdhis。Theyaremuchofthesameage,aswellIhavecausetoremember;——andsohasherladyshiphere。"
Nowthefactwas,thatSirRogerScatcherdfeltinhisheartnospecialloveforyoungGresham;butwithherladyshipitmightalmostbeaquestionwhethershedidnotlovetheyouthwhomshehadnursedalmostaswellasthatotheronewhowasherownproperoffspring。
"Andwillyounotputanycheckonthoughtlessexpenditure?Ifyoulivetenortwentyyears,aswehopeyoumay,itwillbecomeunnecessary;
butinmakingawill,amanshouldalwaysrememberhemaygooffsuddenly。"
"Especiallyifhegoestobedwithabrandybottleunderhishead;eh,doctor?But,mind,that"samedicalsecret,youknow;notawordofthatoutofthebedroom。"
DrThornecouldbutsigh。Whatcouldhesayonsuchasubjecttosuchamanasthis?
"Yes,Ihaveputacheckonhisexpenditure。Iwillnotlethisdailybreaddependonanyman;Ihavethereforelethimfivehundredayearathisowndisposal,fromthedayofmydeath。Lethimmakewhatducksanddrakesofthathecan。"
"Fivehundredayeariscertainlynotmuch,"saidthedoctor。
"No;nordoIwanttokeephimtothat。Lethimhavewhateverhewantsifhesetsaboutspendingitproperly。Butthebulkoftheproperty——thisestateofBoxallHill,andtheGreshamsburymortgage,andthoseothermortgages——Ihavetiedupinthisway:theyshallbeallhisattwenty-five;anduptothatageitshallbeinyourpowertogivehimwhathewants。Ifheshalldiewithoutchildrenbeforeheshallbetwenty-fiveyearsofage,theyarealltogotoMary"seldestchild。"
NowMarywasSirRoger"ssister,themother,therefore,ofMissThorne,and,consequently,thewifeoftherespectableironmongerwhowenttoAmerica,andthemotherofafamilythere。
"Mary"seldestchild!"saidthedoctor,feelingthattheperspirationhadnearlybrokenoutonhisforehead,andthathecouldhardlycontrolhisfeelings。"Mary"seldestchild!Scatcherd,youshouldbemoreparticularinyourdescription,oryouwillleaveyourbestlegacytothelawyers。"
"Idon"tknow,andneverheardthenameofoneofthem。"
"Butdoyoumeanaboyoragirl?"
"TheymaybeallgirlsforwhatIknow,orallboys;besides,Idon"tcarewhichitis。Agirlwouldprobablydobestwithit。Onlyyou"dhavetoseethatshemarriedsomedecentfellow;you"dbeherguardian。"
"Pooh,nonsense,"saidthedoctor。"Louiswillbefive-and-twentyinayearortwo。"
"Inaboutfouryears。"
"Andforallthat"scomeandgoneyet,Scatcherd,youarenotgoingtoleaveusyourselfquitesosoonasallthat。"
"NotifIcanhelpit;butthat"sasmaybe。"
"Thechancesaretentoonethatsuchaclauseinyourwillwillnevercometobear。"
"Quiteso,quiteso。IfIdie,LouisPhilippewon"t,butIthoughtitrighttoputinsomethingtopreventhissquanderingitallbeforehecomestohissenses。"
"Oh!quiteright,quiteright。IthinkIwouldhavenamedalateragethantwenty-five。"
"SowouldnotI。LouisPhilippewillbeallrightbythattime。That"smylookout。Andnow,doctor,youknowmywill;andifIdieto-morrow,youwillknowwhatIwantyoutodoforme。"
"Youhavemerelysaidtheeldestchild,Scatcherd?"
"That"sall;giveithere;andI"llreadittoyou。"
"No;no;nevermind。Theeldestchild!Youshouldbemoreparticular,Scatcherd;youshould,indeed。Considerwhatanenormousinterestmayhavetodependonthosewords。"
"Why,whatthedevilcouldIsay?Idon"tknowtheirnames;neverevenheardthem。Buttheeldestistheeldest,alltheworldover。PerhapsIoughttosaytheyoungest,seeingthatIamonlyarailwaycontractor。"
ScatcherdbegantothinkthatthedoctormightnowaswellgoawayandleavehimtothesocietyofWinterbonesandthebrandy;but,muchasourfriendhadbeforeexpressedhimselfinahurry,henowseemedinclinedtomoveveryleisurely。Hesattherebythebedside,restinghishandsonhiskneesandgazingunconsciouslyatthecounterpane。Atlasthegaveadeepsigh,andthenhesaid,"Scatcherd,youmustbemoreparticularinthis。IfIamtohaveanythingtodowithit,youmust,indeed,bemoreexplicit。"
"Why,howthedeucecanIbemoreexplicit?Isn"thereldestlivingchildplainenough,whetherhebeJack,orshebeGill?"
"Whatdidyourlawyersaytothis,Scatcherd?"
"Lawyer!Youdon"tsupposeIletmylawyerknowwhatIwasputting。
No;Igottheformandthepaper,andallthatfromhim,andIdiditinanother。It"sallrightenough。ThoughWinterboneswroteit,hediditinsuchawayhedidnotknowwhathewaswriting。"
Thedoctorsatawhilelonger,stilllookingatthecounter-pane,andthengotuptodepart。"I"llseeyouagainsoon,"saidhe;"to-morrow,probably。"
"To-morrow!"saidSirRoger,notatallunderstandingwhyDrThorneshouldtalkofreturningsosoon。"To-morrow!whyIain"tsobadasthat,man,amI?Ifyoucomesooftenasthatyouwillruinme。"
"Oh,notasamedicalman;notasthat;butaboutthiswill,Scatcherd。Imustthinkifover;Imust,indeed。"
"YouneednotgiveyourselftheleasttroubleintheworldaboutmywilltillI"mdead;nottheleast。Andwhoknows——maybe,Imaybesettlingyouraffairsyet;eh,doctor?lookingafteryourniecewhenyou"redeadandgone,andgettingahusbandforher,eh?Ha!ha!ha!"
Andthen,withoutfurtherspeech,thedoctorwenthisway。
CHAPTERXI
THEDOCTORDRINKSHISTEA
Thedoctorgotonhiscobandwenthisway,returningdulytoGreshamsbury。But,intruth,ashewenthehardlyknewwhitherhewasgoing,orwhathewasdoing。SirRogerhadhintedthatthecobwouldbecompelledtomakeupforlosttimebyextraexertionontheroad;
butthecobhadneverbeenpermittedtohavehisownwayastopacemoresatisfactorilythanonthepresentoccasion。Thedoctor,indeed,hardlyknewthathewasonhorseback,socompletelywasheenvelopedinthecloudofhisownthoughts。
Inthefirstplace,thatalternativewhichithadbecomehimtoputbeforethebaronetasoneunlikelytooccur——thatofthespeedydeathofbothfatherandson——wasonewhichhefeltinhisheartofheartsmightveryprobablycometopass。
"Thechancesaretentoonethatsuchaclausewillneverbebroughttobear。"Thishehadsaidpartlytohimself,soastoeasethethoughtswhichcamecrowdingonhisbrain;partly,also,inpityforthepatientandthefather。Butnowthathethoughtthematterover,hefeltthattherewerenosuchodds。Werenottheoddstheotherway?Wasitnotalmostprobablethatboththesemenmightbegatheredtotheirlongaccountwithinthenextfouryears?One,theelder,wasastrongman,indeed;onewhomightyetliveforyearstocomeifhecouldbutgivehimselffairplay。Butthen,hehimselfprotested,andprotestedwithatruthtoosurelygrounded,thatfairplaytohimselfwasbeyondhisownpowertogive。Theother,theyounger,hadeverythingagainsthim。Notonlywasheapoor,punycreature,withoutphysicalstrength,oneofwhoselifeafriendcouldneverfeelsureunderanycircumstances,buthealsowasalreadyaddictedtohisfather"svices;
healsowasalreadykillinghimselfwithalcohol。
Andthen,ifthesetwomendiddiewithintheprescribedperiod,ifthisclauseofSirRoger"swillwerebroughttobear,itshouldbecomehis,DrThorne"s,dutytoseethatclausecarriedout,howwouldhebeboundtoact?Thatwoman"seldestchildwashisownniece,hisadoptedbairn,hisdarling,theprideofhisheart,thecynosureofhiseye,hischildalso,hisownMary。Ofallhisdutiesonthisearth,nexttothatonegreatdutytohisGodandconscience,washisdutytoher。
What,underthesecircumstances,didhisdutytoherrequireofhim?
Butthen,thatonegreatduty,thatdutywhichshewouldbethefirsttoexpectfromhim;whatdidthatdemandofhim?HadScatcherdmadehiswillwithoutsayingwhatitsclauseswere,itseemedtoThornethatMarymusthavebeentheheiress,shouldthatclausebecomenecessarilyoperative。Whethersheweresoornotwouldatanyratebeforlawyerstodecide。Butnowthecasewasverydifferent。Thisrichmanhadconfidedinhim,andwoulditnotbeabreachofconfidence,anactofabsolutedishonesty——anactofdishonestybothtoScatcherdandtothatfar-distantAmericanfamily,tothatfather,who,informerdays,hadbehavedsonobly,andtothateldestchildofhis,woulditnotbegrossdishonestytothemallifheallowedthismantoleaveawillbywhichhispropertymightgotoapersonneverintendedtobehisheir?
LongbeforehehadarrivedatGreshamsburyhismindonthispointhadbeenmadeup。Indeed,ithadbeenmadeupwhilesittingtherebyScatcherd"sbedside。Ithadnotbeendifficulttomakeuphismindtosomuch;butthen,hiswayoutofthisdishonestywasnotsoeasyforhimtofind。Howshouldhesetthismatterrighttoastoinflictnoinjuryonhisniece,andnosorrowtohimself——ifthatindeedcouldbeavoided?
Andthenotherthoughtscrowdedonhisbrain。Hehadalwaysprofessed——professedatanyratetohimselfandtoher——thatofallthevileobjectsofaman"sambition,wealth,wealthmerelyforitsownsake,wasthevilest。They,intheirjointschoolofinherentphilosophy,hadprogressedtoideaswhichtheymightfinditnoteasytocarryout,shouldtheybecalledonbyeventstodoso。Andifthiswouldhavebeendifficulttoeitherwhenactingonbehalfofselfalone,howmuchmoredifficultwhenonemighthavetoactfortheother!Thisdifficultyhadnowcometotheuncle。Shouldhe,inthisemergency,takeuponhimselftoflingawaythegoldenchancewhichmightaccruetohisnieceifScatcherdshouldbeencouragedtomakeherpartlyhisheir?
"He"dwanthertogoandlivethere——tolivewithhimandhiswife。
AllthemoneyintheBankofEnglandwouldnotpayherforsuchmisery,"
saidthedoctortohimself,asheslowlyrodeintoisownyard。
Ononepoint,andoneonly,hadhedefinitelymadeuphismind。OnthefollowingdayhewouldgooveragaintoBoxallHill,andwouldtellScatcherdthewholetruth。Comewhatmight,thetruthmustbebest。
Andso,withsomegleamofcomfort,hewentintothehouse,andfoundhisnieceinthedrawing-roomwithPatienceOriel。
"MaryandIhavebeenquarrelling,"saidPatience。"Shesaysthedoctoristhegreatestmaninavillage;andIsaytheparsonisofcourse。"
"Ionlysaythatthedoctoristhemostlookedafter,"saidMary。
"There"sanotherhorridmessageforyoutogotoSilverbridge,uncle。
Whycan"tthatDrCenturymanagehisownpeople?"
"Shesays,"continuedMissOriel,"thatifaparsonwasawayforamonth,noonewouldmisshim;butthatadoctorissopreciousthathisveryminutesarecounted。"
"Iamsureuncle"sare。Theybegrudgehimhismeals。MrOrielnevergetscalledawaytoSilverbridge。"
"No;weintheChurchmanageourparisharrangementsbetterthanyoudo。Wedon"tletstrangepractitionersinamongourflocksbecausethesheepmaychancetofancythem。Oursheephavetoputupwithourspiritualdoseswhethertheylikethemornot。Inthatrespectwearemuchthebestoff。Iadviseyou,Mary,tomarryaclergyman,byallmeans。"
"Iwillwhenyoumarryadoctor,"saidshe。
"Iamsurenothingonearthwouldgivemegreaterpleasure,"saidMissOriel,gettingupandcurtseyingverylowtoDrThorne;"butIamnotquitepreparedfortheagitationofanofferthismorning,soI"llrunaway。"
Andsoshewent;andthedoctor,gettingtohisotherhorse,startedagainforSilverbridge,wearilyenough。"She"shappynowwheresheis,"saidhetohimself,asherodealong。"TheyalltreatherthereasanequalatGreshamsbury。WhatthoughshebenocousintotheThornesofUllathorne。Shehasfoundherplacethereamongthemall,andkeepsitonequaltermswiththebestofthem。ThereisMissOriel;herfamilyishigh;sheisrich,fashionable,abeauty,courtedbyeveryone;butyetshedoesnotlookdownonMary。Theyareequalfriendstogether。ButhowwoulditbeifsheweretakentoBoxallHill,evenasarecognizednieceoftherichmanthere?WouldPatienceOrielandBeatriceGreshamgothereafterher?Couldshebehappythereassheisinmyhousehere,poorthoughitbe?ItwouldkillhertopassamonthwithLadyScatcherdandputupwiththatman"shumours,toseehismodeoflife,tobedependentonhim,tobelongtohim。"Andthenthedoctor,hurryingontoSilverbridge,againmetDrCenturyattheoldlady"sbedside,andhavingmadehisendeavourstostaveofftheinexorablecomingofthegrimvisitor,againreturnedtohisownnieceandhisowndrawing-room。
"Youmustbedead,uncle,"saidMary,asshepouredouthisteaforhim,andpreparedthecomfortsofthatmostcomfortablemeal-tea,dinner,andsupper,allinone。"IwishSilverbridgewasfiftymilesoff。"
"Thatwouldonlymakethejourneyworse;butIamnotdeadyet,and,whatismoretothepurpose,neitherismypatient。"Andashespokehecontrivedtoswallowajorumofscaldingtea,containinginmeasuresomewhatnearapint。Mary,notawhitamazedatthisfeat,merelyrefilledthejorumwithoutanyobservation;andthedoctorwentonstirringthemixturewithhisspoon,evidentlyobliviousthatanyceremonyhadbeenperformedbyeitherofthemsincethefirstsupplyhadbeenadministeredtohim。
Whentheclatterofknivesandforkswasover,thedoctorturnedhimselftothehearthrug,andputtingonelegovertheother,hebegantonurseitashelookedwithcomplacencyathisthirdcupoftea,whichstooduntastedbesidehim。Thefragmentsofthesolidbanquethadbeenremoved,butnosacrilegioushandhadbeenlaidontheteapotandthecream-jug。
"Mary,"saidhe,"supposeyouweretofindoutto-morrowmorningthat,bysomeaccident,youhadbecomeagreatheiress,wouldyoubeabletosuppressyourexultation?"
"ThefirstthingI"ddo,wouldbetopronounceapositiveedictthatyoushouldnevergotoSilverbridgeagain;atleastwithoutaday"snotice。"
"Well,andwhatnext?whatwouldyoudonext?"
"Thenextthing——thenextthingwouldbetosendtoParisforaFrenchbonnetexactlyliketheonePatienceOrielhadon。Didyouseeit?"
"WellIcan"tsayIdid;bonnetsareinvisiblenow;besidesIneverremarkanybody"sclothes,exceptyours。"
"Oh!dolookatMissOriel"sbonnetthenexttimeyouseeher。Icannotunderstandwhyitshouldbeso,butIamsureofthis——noEnglishfingersputtogethersuchabonnetasthat;andIamnearlysurethatnoFrenchfingerscoulddoitinEngland。"
"Butyoudon"tcaresomuchaboutbonnets,Mary!"Thisthedoctorsaidasanassertion;buttherewas,nevertheless,somewhatofaquestioninvolvedinit。
"Don"tIthough?"saidshe。"Idocareverymuchaboutbonnets;
especiallysinceIsawPatiencethismorning。Iaskedhowmuchitcost——guess。"
"Oh!Idon"tknow——apound?"
"Apound,uncle!"
"What!agreatdealmore?Tenpounds?"
"Oh,uncle。"
"What!morethantenpounds?ThenIdon"tthinkevenPatienceOrieloughttogiveit。"
"No,ofcourseshewouldnot;but,uncle,itreallycostahundredfrancs!"
"Oh!ahundredfrancs;that"sfourpounds,isn"tit?Well,andhowmuchdidyourlastnewbonnetcost?"
"Mine!oh,nothing——fiveandninepence,perhaps;Itrimmeditmyself。
IfIwereleftagreatfortune,I"dsendtoParisto-morrow;no,I"dgomyselftoParistobuyabonnet,andI"dtakeyouwithmetochooseit。"
Thedoctorsatsilentforawhilemeditatingaboutthis,duringwhichheunconsciouslyabsorbedtheteabesidehim;andMaryagainreplenishedhiscup。
"Come,Mary,"hesaidatlast,"I"minagenerousmood;andasIamrathermorerichthanusual,we"llsendtoParisforaFrenchbonnet。ThegoingforitmustwaitawhilelongerIamafraid。"
"You"rejoking。"
"No,indeed。Ifyouknowthewaytosend——thatImustconfesswouldpuzzleme;butifyou"llmanagethesending,I"llmanagethepaying;
andyoushallhaveaFrenchbonnet。"
"Uncle!"saidshe,lookingupathim。
"Oh,I"mnotjoking;Ioweyouapresent,andI"llgiveyouthat。"
"Andifyoudo,I"lltellyouwhatI"lldowithit。I"llcutitintofragments,andburnthembeforeyourface。Why,uncle,whatdoyoutakemefor?You"renotabitniceto-nighttomakesuchanofferasthattome;notabit,notabit。"Andthenshecameoverfromherseatatthetea-trayandsatdownonafoot-stoolcloseathisknee。
"BecauseI"dhaveaFrenchbonnetifIhadalargefortune,isthatareasonwhyIshouldlikeonenow?ifyouweretopayfourpoundsforabonnetforme,itwouldscorchmyheadeverytimeIputiton。"
"Idon"tseethat:fourpoundswouldnotruinme。However,Idon"tthinkyou"dlookabitbetterifyouhadit;and,certainly,Ishouldnotliketoscorchtheselocks,"andputtinghishanduponhershoulders,heplayedwithherhair。
"Patiencehasapony-phaeton,andI"dhaveoneifIwererich;andI"dhaveallmybooksboundasshedoes;and,perhaps,I"dgivefiftyguineasforadressing-case。"
"Fiftyguineas!"
"Patiencedidnottellme;butsoBeatricesays。Patienceshowedittomeonce,anditisadarling。IthinkI"dhavethedressing-casebeforethebonnet。But,uncle——"
"Well?"
"Youdon"tsupposeIwantsuchthings?"
"Notimproperly。Iamsureyoudonot。"
"Notproperly,orimproperly;notmuch,orlittle。Icovetmanythings;butnothingofthatsort。Youknow,orshouldknow,thatIdonot。WhydoyoutalkofbuyingaFrenchbonnetforme?"
DrThornedidnotanswerthisquestion,butwentonnursinghisleg。
"Afterall,"saidhe,"moneyisafinething。"
"Veryfine,whenitiswellcomeby,"sheanswered;"thatis,withoutdetrimenttotheheartandsoul。"
"IshouldbeahappiermanifyouwereprovidedforasMissOriel。
Suppose,now,Icouldgiveyouuptoarichmanwhowouldbeabletoinsureyouagainstallwants?"
"Insuremeagainstallwants!Oh,thatwouldbeaman。Thatwouldbesellingme,wouldn"tit,uncle?Yes,sellingme;andthepriceyouwouldreceivewouldbefreedomfromfutureapprehensionsasregardsme。Itwouldbeacowardlysaleforyoutomake;andthen,astome——methevictim。No,uncle;youmustbearthemiseryofhavingtoprovideforme——bonnetsandall。Weareinthesameboat,andyoushan"tturnmeoverboard。"
"ButifIweretodie,whatwouldyoudothen?"
"AndifIweretodie,whatwouldyoudo?Peoplemustbeboundtogether。Theymustdependoneachother。Ofcourse,misfortunesmaycome;butitiscowardlytobeafraidofthembeforehand。YouandI
areboundtogether,uncle;andthoughyousaythesethingstoteaseme,Iknowyoudonotwishtogetridofme。"
"Well,well;weshallwinthrough,doubtless;ifnotinoneway,theninanother。"
"Winthrough!Ofcourseweshall;whodoubtsourwinning?but,uncle——"
"But,Mary。"
"Well?"
"Youhaven"tgotanothercupoftea,haveyou?"
"Oh,uncle!youhavehadfive。"
"No,mydear!notfive;onlyfour——onlyfour。Iassureyou;Ihavebeenveryparticulartocount。IhadonewhileIwas——"
"Fiveuncle;indeedandindeed。"
"Well,then,asIhatetheprejudicewhichattacheslucktoanoddnumber,I"llhavethesixthtoshowthatIamnotsuperstitious。"
WhileMarywaspreparingthesixthjorum,therecameaknockatthedoor。ThoselatesummonseswerehatefultoMary"sear,fortheywereusuallyforerunnersofamidnightridethroughthedarklanestosomefarmer"shouse。Thedoctorhadbeeninthesaddleallday,and,asJanetbroughtthenoteintotheroom,Marystoodupasthoughtodefendherunclefromanyfurtherinvasiononhisrest。
"Anotefromthehouse,miss,"saidJanet:now"thehouse",inGreshamsburyparlance,alwaysmeantthesquire"smansion。
"Nooneillatthehouse,Ihope,"saidthedoctor,takingthenotefromMary"shand。"Oh——ah——yes;it"sfromthesquire——there"snobodyill:waitaminute,Janet,andI"llwritealine。Mary,lendmeyourdesk。"
Thesquire,anxiousasusualformoney,hadwrittentoaskwhatsuccessthedoctorhadhadinnegotiatingthenewloanwithSirRoger。Thatfact,however,was,thatinhisvisittoBoxallHill,thedoctorhadbeenaltogetherunabletobringonthecarpetthematterofthisloan。
Subjectshadcrowdedthemselvesintooquicklyduringthatinterview——thosetwointerviewsatSirRoger"sbedside;andhehadbeenobligedtoleavewithoutevenalludingtothequestion。
"Imustatanyrategobacknow,"hesaidtohimself。Sohewrotetothesquire,sayingthathewastobeatBoxallHillagainonthefollowingday,andthathewouldcallatthehouseonhisreturn。
"That"sallsettled,atanyrate,"saidhe。
"What"ssettled?"saidMary。
"Why,ImustgotoBoxallHillagainto-morrow。Imustgoearly,too,sowe"dbetterbothbeofftobed。TellJanetImustbreakfastathalf-pastseven。"
"Youcouldn"ttakeme,couldyou?IshouldsoliketoseethatSirRoger。"
"ToseeSirRoger!Why,he"sillinbed。"
"That"sanobjection,certainly;butsomeday,whenhe"swell,couldyounottakemeover?Ihavethegreatestdesiretoseeamanlikethat;amanwhobeganwithnothingandnowhasmorethanenoughtobuythewholeparishofGreshamsbury。"
"Idon"tthinkyou"dlikehimatall。"
"Whynot?IamsureIshould;IamsureIshouldlikehim,andLadyScatcherdtoo。I"veheardyousaythatsheisanexcellentwoman。"
"Yes,inherway;andhe,too,isgoodinhisway;buttheyareneitheroftheminyourway:theyareextremelyvulgar——"
"Oh!Idon"tmindthat;thatwouldmakethemmoreamusing;onedoesn"tgotothosesortofpeopleforpolishedmanners。"
"Idon"tthinkyou"dfindtheScatcherdspleasantacquaintancesatall,"saidthedoctor,takinghisbed-candle,andkissinghisniece"sforeheadashelefttheroom。
CHAPTERXII
WHENGREEKMEETSGREEK,THENCOMESTHETUGOFWAR
Thedoctor,thatisourdoctor,hadthoughtnothingmoreofthemessagewhichhadbeensenttothatotherdoctor,DrFillgrave;norintruthdidthebaronet。LadyScatcherdhadthoughtofit,butherhusbandduringtherestofthedaywasnotinahumourwhichallowedhertoremindhimthathewouldsoonhaveanewphysicianonhishands;sosheleftthedifficultytoarrangeitself,waitinginsomelittletrepidationtillDrFillgraveshouldshowhimself。
ItwaswellthatSirRogerwasnotdyingforwantofhisassistance,forwhenthemessagereachedBarchester,DrFillgravewassomefiveorsixmilesoutoftown,atPlumstead;andashedidnotgetbacktilllateintheevening,hefelthimselfnecessitatedtoputoffhisvisittoBoxallHilltillnextmorning。Hadhechancedtohavebeenmadeacquaintedwiththatlittleconversationaboutthepump,hewouldprobablyhavepostponeditevenyetawhilelonger。
Hewas,however,bynomeanssorrytobesummonedtothebedsideofSirRogerScatcherd。ItwaswellknownatBarchester,andverywellknowntoDrFillgrave,thatSirRogerandDrThornewereoldfriends。Itwasverywellknowntohimalso,thatSirRoger,inallhisbodilyailments,hadhithertobeencontentedtoentrusthissafetytotheskillofhisoldfriend。SirRogerwasinhiswayagreatman,andmuchtalkedofinBarchester,andrumourhadalreadyreachedtheearsoftheBarchesterGalen,thatthegreatrailwaycontractorwasill。
When,therefore,hereceivedaperemptorysummonstogoovertoBoxallHill,hecouldnotbutthinkthatsomepurelighthadbrokeninuponSirRoger"sdarkness,andtaughthimatlastwheretolookfortruemedicalaccomplishment。
Andthen,also,SirRogerwastherichestmaninthecounty,andtocountypractitionersanewpatientwithlargemeansisagodsend;howmuchgreateragodsendwhennotonlyacquired,buttakenalsofromsomerivalpractitioner,needhardlybeexplained。
DrFillgrave,therefore,wassomewhatelatedwhen,afteranearlybreakfast,hesteppedintothepost-chaisewhichwastocarryhimtoBoxallHill。DrFillgrave"sprofessionaladvancementhadbeensufficienttojustifytheestablishmentofabrougham,inwhichhepaidhisordinaryvisitsroundBarchester;butthiswasaspecialoccasion,requiringspecialspeed,andabouttoproducenodoubtaspecialguerdon,andthereforeapairofpost-horseswereputintorequest。
Itwashardlyyetninewhenthepost-boysomewhatloudlyrangthebellatSirRoger"sdoor;andthenDrFillgrave,forthefirsttime,foundhimselfinthenewgrandhallofBoxallHillhouse。
"I"lltellmylady,"saidtheservant,showinghimintothegranddining-room;andthereforsomefifteenminutesortwentyminutesDrFillgravewalkedupanddownthelengthoftheTurkeycarpetallalone。
DrFillgravewasnotatallman,andwasperhapsrathermoreinclinedtocorpulencethanbecamehisheight。Inhisstocking-feet,accordingtotheusuallyreceivedstyleofmeasurement,hewasfivefeetfive;
andhehadalittleroundabdominalprotuberance,whichaninchandahalfaddedtotheheelsofhisbootshardlyenabledhimtocarryoffaswellashehimselfwouldhavewished。Ofthishewasapparentlyconscious,anditgavetohimanairofnotbeingentirelyathisease。Therewas,however,apersonaldignityinhisdemeanour,aproprietyinhisgait,andanairofauthorityinhisgestureswhichshouldprohibitonefromstigmatizingthoseeffortsataltitudeasafailure。Nodoubthedidachievemuch;but,nevertheless,theeffortwouldoccasionallybetrayitself,andthestoryofthefrogandtheoxwouldirresistiblyforceitselfintoone"smindatthosemomentswhenitmostbehovedDrFillgravetobemagnificent。
Butifthebulgyroundnessofhispersonandtheshortnessofhislegsinanywaydetractedfromhispersonalimportance,thesetriflingdefectswere,hewaswellaware,morethanatonedforbythepeculiardignityofhiscountenance。Ifhislegswereshort,hisfacewasnot;
iftherewasanyunduepreponderancebelowthewaistcoat,allwasinduesymmetryabovethenecktie。Hishairwasgrey,notgrizzled,norwhite,butproperlygrey;andstoodupstraightfromhistemplesoneachside,withanunbendingdeterminationofpurpose。Hiswhiskers,whichwereofanadmirableshape,comingdownandturninggracefullyattheangleofhisjaw,weregreyalso,butsomewhatdarkerthanhishair。HisenemiesinBarchesterdeclaredthattheirperfectshadewasproducedbyaleadencomb。Hiseyeswerenotbrilliant,butwereveryeffective,andwellundercommand。Hewasrathershort-sighted,andapairofeye-glasseswasalwaysonhisnose,orinhishand。Hisnosewaslong,andwellpronounced,andhischin,also,wassufficientlyprominent;butthegreatfeatureofhisfacewashismouth。Theamountofsecretmedicalknowledgeofwhichhecouldgiveassurancebythepressureofthoselipswastrulywonderful。Byhislips,also,hecouldbemostexquisitelycourteous,ormoststernlyforbidding。Andnotonlycouldhebeeithertheoneortheother;buthecouldathiswillassumeanyshadeofdifferencebetweenthetwo,andproduceanymixtureofsentiment。
WhenDrFillgravewasfirstshownintoSirRoger"sdining-room,hewalkedupanddowntheroomforawhilewitheasy,jauntystep,withhishandsjoinedtogetherbehindhisback,calculatingthepriceofthefurniture,andcountingtheheadswhichmightbeadequatelyentertainedinaroomofsuchnobleproportions;butinsevenoreightminutesanairofimpatiencemighthavebeenseentosuffusehisface。Whycouldhenotbeshownintothesickman"sroom?Whatnecessitycouldtherebeforkeepinghimthere,asthoughheweresomeapothecarywithaboxofleechesinhispocket?Hethenrangthebell,perhapsalittleviolently。"DoesSirRogerknowthatIamhere?"hesaidtotheservant。"I"lltellmylady,"saidtheman,againvanishing。
Forfiveminutesmorehewalkedupanddown,calculatingnolongerthevalueofthefurniture,butratherthatofhisownimportance。Hewasnotwonttobekeptwaitinginthisway;andthoughSirRogerScatcherdwasatpresentagreatandrichman,DrFillgravehadrememberedhimaverysmallandaverypoorman。HenowbegantothinkofSirRogerasthestone-mason,andtochafesomewhatmoreviolentlyatbeingsokeptbysuchaman。
Whenoneisimpatient,fiveminutesisasthedurationofalltime,andaquarterofanhouriseternity。AttheendoftwentyminutesthestepofDrFillgraveupanddowntheroomhadbecomeveryquick,andhehadjustmadeuphismindthathewouldnotstaytherealldaytotheseriousdetriment,perhapsfatalinjury,ofhisotherexpectantpatients。Hishandwasagainonthebell,andwasabouttobeusedwithvigour,whenthedooropenedandLadyScatcherdentered。
"Oh,laws!"Suchhadbeenherfirstexclamationonhearingthatthedoctorwasinthedining-room。Shewasstandingatthetimewithherhousekeeperinasmallroominwhichshekeptherlinenandjam,andinwhich,incompanywiththesamehousekeeper,shespentthehappiestmomentsofherlife。
"Ohlaws!now,Hannah,whatshallwedo?"
"Send"unupatoncetomaster,mylady!letJohntake"unup。"
"There"llbesucharowinthehouse,Hannah;Iknowtherewill。"
"Butsurelydidn"thesendfor"un?Letthemasterhavetherowhimself,then;that"swhatI"ddo,mylady,"addedHannah,seeingthatherladyshipstillstoodtremblingindoubt,bitingherthumb-nail。
"Youcouldn"tgouptothemasteryourself,couldnow,Hannah?"saidLadyScatcherdinhermostpersuasivetone。
"Whyno,"saidHannah,afteralittledeliberation;"no,I"mafeardI
couldn"t。"
"ThenImustjustfaceitmyself。"Andupwentthewifetotellherlordthatthephysicianforwhomhehadsenthadcometoattendhisbidding。
Intheinterviewwhichthentookplacethebaronethadnotindeedbeenviolent,buthehadbeenverydetermined。Nothingonearth,hesaid,shouldinducehimtoseeDrFillgraveandoffendhisdearoldfriendDrThorne。
"ButRoger,"saidherladyship,halfcrying,orratherpretendingtocryinvexation,"whatshallIdowiththeman?HowshallIgethimoutofthehouse?"
"Puthimunderthepump,"saidthebaronet;andhelaughedhispeculiarlowgutturallaugh,whichtoldsoplainlyofthehavocwhichbrandyhadmadeinhisthroat。
"That"snonsense,Roger;youknowIcan"tputhimunderthepump。Nowyouareill,andyou"dbetterseehimjustforfiveminutes。I"llmakeitrightwithDrThorne。"
"I"llbed——ifIdo,mylady。"AllthepeopleaboutBoxallHillcalledpoorLadyScatcherd"mylady"asiftherewassomeexcellentjokeinit;and,so,indeed,therewas。
"Youknowyouneedn"tmindnothinghesays,noryettakenothinghesends:andI"lltellhimnottocomenomore。Nowdo"eeseehim,Roger。"
ButtherewasnotcoaxingRogerovernow,indeedever:hewasawilful,headstrong,masterfulman;atyrantalwaysthoughneveracruelone;
andaccustomedtorulehiswifeandhouseholdasdespoticallyashedidhisgangsofworkmen。Suchmenitisnoteasytocoaxover。
"YougodownandtellhimIdon"twanthim,andwon"tseehim,andthat"sanendofit。Ifhechosetoearnhismoney,whydidn"thecomeyesterdaywhenhewassentfor?I"mwellnow,anddon"twanthim;andwhat"smore,Iwon"thavehim。Winterbones,lockthedoor。"
SoWinterbones,whoduringthisinterviewhadbeenatworkathislittletable,gotuptolockthedoor,andLadyScatcherdhadnoalternativebuttopassthroughitbeforethelastedictwasobeyed。
LadyScatcherd,withslowstep,wentdownstairsandagainsoughtcounselwithHannah,andthetwo,puttingtheirheadstogether,agreedthattheonlycureforthepresentevilwastofoundinagoodfee。SoLadyScatcherd,withafive-poundnoteinherhand,andtremblingineverylimb,wentforthtoencountertheaugustpresenceofDrFillgrave。
Asthedooropened,DrFillgravedroppedthebell-ropewhichwasinhishand,andbowedlowtothelady。Thosewhoknewthedoctorwell,wouldhaveknownfromhisbowthathewasnotwellpleased;itwasasmuchasthoughhesaid,"LadyScatcherd,Iamyourmostobedientservant;atanyrateitappearsthatitisyourpleasuretotreatmeassuch。"
LadyScatcherddidnotunderstandallthis;butsheperceivedatoncethathewasangry。
"IhopeSirRogerdoesnotfindhimselfworse,"saidthedoctor。"Themorningisgettingon;shallIstepupandseehim?"
"Hem!ha!oh!Why,yousee,DrFillgrave,SirRogerfindshisselfvastlybetterthismorning,vastlyso。"
"I"mverygladtohearit;butasthemorningisgettingon,shallI
stepuptoseeSirRoger?"
"Why,DrFillgrave,sir,yousee,hefindshisselfsomuchhisselfthismorning,thathea"mostthinksitwouldbeashametotroubleyou。"
"Ashametotroubleme!"ThiswasthesortofshamewhichDrFillgravedidnotatallcomprehend。"Ashametotroubleme!WhyLadyScatcherd——"
LadyScatcherdsawthatshehadnothingforitbuttomakethewholematterintelligible。Moreover,seeingthatsheappreciatedmorethoroughlythesmallnessofDrFillgrave"spersonmorethoroughlythanshedidthepeculiargreatnessofhisdemeanour,shebegantobeashadelessafraidofhimthanshehadthoughtsheshouldhavebeen。
"Yes,DrFillgrave;yousee,whenamanlikehegetswell,hecan"tabidetheideaofdoctors:now,yesterday,hewasallforsendingforyou;butto-dayhecomestohisself,anddon"tseemtowantnodoctoratall。"
ThendidDrFillgraveseemtogrowoutofhisboots,sosuddenlydidhetakeuponhimselfsundrymodesofexpansiveattitude;——togrowoutofhisbootsandtoswellupwards,tillhisangryeyesalmostlookeddownonLadyScatcherd,andeacherecthairbristleduptowardstheheavens。
"Thisisverysingular,verysingular,LadyScatcherd;verysingularindeed;verysingular;quiteunusual。IhavecomeherefromBarchester,atsomeconsiderableinconvenience,atsomeveryconsiderableinconvenience,Imaysay,tomyregularpatients;and——and——and——Idon"tknowthatanythingsoverysingulareveroccurredtomebefore。"AndthenDrFillgrave,withacompressionofhislipswhichalmostmadethepoorwomansinkintotheground,movedtowardsthedoor。
ThenLadyScatcherdbethoughtofhergreatpanacea。"Itisn"taboutthemoney,youknow,doctor,"saidshe;"ofcourseSirRogerdon"texpectyoutocomeherewithpost-horsesfornothing。"Inthis,bytheby,LadyScatcherddidnotstickquiteclosetoveracity,forSirRoger,hadheknownit,wouldbynomeanshaveassentedtoanypayment;
andthenotewhichherladyshipheldinherhandwastakenfromherownprivatepurse。"Itain"taboutthemoney,doctor;"andthenshetenderedthebank-note,whichshethoughtwouldimmediatelymakeallthingssmooth。
NowDrFillgravedearlylovedafive-poundfee。Whatphysicianissounnaturalasnottoloveit?Hedearlylovedafive-poundfee;buthelovedhisdignitybetter。Hewasangryalso;andlikeallangrymen,helovedhisgrievance。Hefeltthathehadbeenbadlytreated;butifhetookthemoneyhewouldthrowawayhisrighttoindulgeinanysuchfeeling。Atthatmomenthisoutrageddignityandcherishedangerwereworthmorethanafive-poundnote。Helookedatitwithwishfulbutstillavertedeyes,andthensternlyrefusedthetender。
"No,madam,"saidhe;"no,no;"andwithhisrighthandraisedwithhiseye-glassesinit,hemotionedawaythetemptingpaper。"No;IshouldhavebeenhappytohavegivenSirRogerthebenefitofanymedicalskillImayhave,seeingthatIwasspeciallycalledin——"
"But,doctor;iftheman"swell,youknow——"
"Oh,ofcourse;ifhe"swell,anddoesnotchoosetoseeme,there"sanendofit。Shouldhehaveanyrelapse,asmytimeisvaluable,hewillperhapsobligemebysendingelsewhere。Madam,goodmorning。Iwill,ifyouwillallowme,ringformycarriage——thatis,post-chaise。"
"But,doctor,you"lltakethemoney;youmusttakethemoney;indeedyou"lltakethemoney,"saidLadyScatcherd,whohadnowbecomereallyunhappyattheideaofherhusband"sunpardonablewhimhadbroughtthismanwithpost-horsesallthewayfromBarchester,andthathewastobepaidnothingforhistimeorcosts。
"No,madam,no。Icouldnotthinkofit。SirRoger,Ihavenodoubt,willknowbetteranothertime。Itisnotaquestionofmoney;notatall。"
"Butitisaquestionofmoney,doctor;andyoureallyshall,youmust。"AndpoorLadyScatcherd,inheranxietytoacquitherselfatanyrateofanypecuniarydebttothedoctor,cametopersonalclosequarterswithhim,withaviewofforcingthenoteintohishands。
"Quiteimpossible,quiteimpossible,"saidthedoctor,stillcherishinghisgrievance,andvaliantlyrejectingtherootofallevil。"Ishallnotdoanythingofthekind,LadyScatcherd。"
"Nowdoctor,do"ee;toobligeme。"
"Quiteoutofthequestion。"Andso,withhishandsandhatbehindhisback,intokenofhisutterrefusaltoacceptanypecuniaryaccommodationofhisinjury,hemadehiswaybackwardstothedoor,herladyshipperseveringlypressinghiminfront。Soeagerhadbeentheattackonhim,thathehadnotwaitedtogivehisorderaboutthepost-chaise,butmadehiswayatoncetowardsthehall。
"Now,do"eetakeit,do"ee,"pressedLadyScatcherd。
"Utterlyoutofthequestion,"saidDrFillgrave,withgreatdeliberation,ashebackedhiswayintothehall。Ashedidso,ofcourseheturnedround,——andhefoundhimselfalmostinthearmsofDrThorne。
AsBurleymighthaveglaredatBothwellwhentheyrushedtogetherinthedreadencounteronthemountainside;asAchillesmayhaveglaredatHectorwhenatlasttheymet,eachresolvedtotestinfatalconflicttheprowessoftheother,sodidDrFillgraveglareathisfoefromGreshamsbury,when,onturningroundonhisexaltedheel,hefoundhisnoseonalevelwiththetopbuttonofDrThorne"swaistcoat。
Andhere,ifitbenottootedious,letuspauseawhiletorecapitulateandadduptheundoubtedgrievancesoftheBarchesterpractitioner。Hehadmadenoefforttoingratiatehimselfintothesheepfoldofthatothershepherd-dog;itwasnotbyhisseekingthathewasnotatBoxallHill;muchashehatedDrThorne,fullsureashefeltofthatman"sutterignorance,ofhisincapacitytoadministerproperlyevenablackdose,ofhismurderingpropensitiesandhislow,mean,unprofessionalstyleofpractice;nevertheless,hehaddonenothingtounderminehimwiththeseScatcherds。DrThornemighthavesenteverymother"ssonatBoxallHilltohislongaccount,andDrFillgravewouldnothaveinterfered;——wouldnothaveinterferedunlessspeciallyanddulycalledupontodoso。
Buthehadbeenanddulycalledon。BeforesuchastepwastakensomewordsmustundoubtedlyhavepassedonthesubjectbetweenThorneandScatcherds。Thornemusthaveknownwhatwastobedone。Havingbeensocalled,DrFillgravehadcome——hadcomeallthewayinapost-chaise——hadbeenrefusedadmittancetothesickman"sroom,onthepleathatthesickmanwasnolongersick;andjustashewasabouttoretirefee-less——forthewantofthefeewasnotthelessagrievancefromthefactofitshavingbeentenderedandrefused——feeless,dishonoured,andindudgeon,heencounteredthisotherdoctor——thisveryrivalwhomhehadbeesenttosupplant;heencounteredhimintheveryactofgoingtothesickman"sroom。
WhatmadfanaticBurley,whatgod-succouredinsolentAchilles,everhadsuchcausetoswellwithwrathasatthatmomenthadDrFillgrave?HadIthepenofMoliere,Icouldfitlytellofsuchmedicalanger,butwithnootherpencanitbefitlytold。Hedidswell,andwhenthehugebulkofhiswrathwasaddedtohisnaturalproportions,heloomedgiganticbeforetheeyesofthesurroundingfollowersofSirRoger。
DrThornesteppedbackthreestepsandtookhishatfromhishead,having,inthepassagefromthehall-doortothedining-room,hithertoomittedtodoso。ItmustbeborneinmindthathehadtoconceptionwhateverthatSirRogerhaddeclinedtoseethephysicianforwhomhehadsent;nonewhateverthatthephysicianwasnotabouttoreturn,feeless,toBarchester。
DrThorneandDrFillgraveweredoubtlesswell-knownenemies。AlltheworldofBarchester,andallthatportionoftheworldofLondonwhichisconcernedwiththelancetandthescalping-knife,werewellawareofthis:theywerecontinuallywritingagainsteachother;continuallyspeakingagainsteachother;butyettheyhadneverhithertocometothatpositivepersonalcollisionwhichisheldtojustifyacutdirect。Theyveryrarelysaweachother;andwhentheydidmeet,itwasinsomecasualwayinthestreetsofBarchesterorelsewhere,andonsuchoccasionstheirhabithadbeentobowwithverycoldpropriety。
Onthepresentoccasion,DrThorneofcoursefeltthatDrFillgravehadthewhip-handofhim;and,withasortofmanlyfeelingonsuchapoint,heconceivedittobemostcompatiblewithhisowndignitytoshow,undersuchcircumstances,morethanhisusualcourtesy——something,perhaps,amountingalmosttocordiality。Hehadbeensupplanted,quoaddoctor,inthehouseofthisrich,eccentric,railwaybaronet,andhewouldshowthatheborenomaliceonthataccount。
Sohesmiledblandlyashetookoffhishat,andinacivilspeechheexpressedahopethatDrFillgravehadnotfoundhispatienttobeinanyveryunfavourablestate。
Herewasanaggravationtothealreadylaceratedfeelingsoftheinjuredman。Hehadbeenbroughtthithertobescoffedatandscornedat,thathemightbealaughing-stocktohisenemies,andfoodformirthtothevile-minded。Heswelledwithnobleangertillhewouldhaveburst,haditnotbeenfortheopportunepaddingofhisfrock-coat。
"Sir,"saidhe;"sir:"andhecouldhardlygethislipsopentogiveventtothetumultofhisheart。Perhapshewasnotwrong;foritmaybethathislipsweremoreeloquentthanwouldhavebeenhiswords。
"What"sthematter?"saidDrThorne,openinghiseyeswide,andaddressingLadyScatcherdoverhisheadandacrossthehairsoftheirritatedmanbelowhim。"Whatonearthisthematter?IsanythingwrongwithSirRoger?"
"Oh,laws,doctor!"saidherladyship。"Oh,laws;I"msureitain"tmyfault。Here"sDrFillgrave,inataking,andI"mquitereadytopayhim——quite。Ifamangetspaid,whatmorecanhewant?"Andsheagainheldoutthefive-poundnoteoverDrFillgrave"shead。
Whatmore,indeed,LadyScatcherd,cananyofuswant,ifonlywecouldkeepourtempersandfeelingsalittleinabeyance?DrFillgrave,however,couldnotsokeephis;and,therefore,hedidwantsomethingmore,thoughatthepresentmomenthecouldhardlyhavesaidwhat。
LadyScatcherd"scouragewassomewhatresuscitatedbythepresenceofherancienttrustyally;and,moreover,shebegantoconceivethatthelittlemanbeforeherwasunreasonablebeyondallconsciencewithhisanger,seeingthatthatforwhichhewasreadytoworkhadbeenofferedhimwithoutanyworkatall。
"Madam,"saidhe,againturningroundatLadyScatcherd,"IwasneverbeforetreatedinsuchawayinanyhouseinBarchester——never——never。"
"Goodheavens,DrFillgrave!"saidheofGreshamsbury,"whatisthematter?"
"I"llletyouknowwhatisthematter,sir,"saidhe,turningroundagainasquicklyasbefore。"I"llletyouknowwhatisthematter。
I"llpublishthis,sir,tothemedicalworld;"andasheshriekedoutthewordsofthethreat,hestoodontiptoesandbrandishedhiseye-glassesupalmostintohisenemy"sface。
"Don"tbeangrywithDrThorne,"saidLadyScatcherd。"Anyways,youneedn"tbeangrywithhim。Ifyoumustbeangrywithanybody——"
"Ishallbeangrywithhim,madam,"ejaculatedDrFillgrave,makinganothersuddendemi-pirouette。"Iamangrywithhim——or,rather,I
despisehim;"andcompletingthecircle,DrFillgraveagainbroughthimselfroundinfullfrontofhisfoe。
DrThorneraisedhiseyebrowsandlookedinquiringlyatLadyScatcherd;
buttherewasaquietsarcasticmotionroundhismouthwhichbynomeanshadtheeffectofthrowingoilonthetroubledwaters。
"I"llpublishthewholeofthistransactiontothemedicalworld,DrThorne——thewholeofit;andifthathasnottheeffectofrescuingthepeopleofGreshamsburyoutofyourhands,then——then——then,Idon"tknowwhatwill。Ismycarriage——thatis,thepost-chaisethere?"andDrFillgrave,speakingveryloudly,turnedmajesticallytooneoftheservants。
"WhathaveIdonetoyou,DrFillgrave,"saidDrThorne,nowabsolutelylaughing,"thatyoushoulddeterminedtotakethebreadoutofmymouth?Iamnotinterferingwithyourpatient。IhavecomeheresimplywithreferencetomoneymattersappertainingtoSirRoger。"
"Moneymatters!Verywell——verywell;moneymatters。Thatisyourideaofmedicalpractice。Verywell——verywell。Ismypost-chaiseatthedoor?I"llpublishitalltothemedicalworld——everyword——everywordofit,everywordofit。"
"Publishwhat,youunreasonableman?"
"Man!sir;whomdoyoucallaman?I"llletyouknowwhetherI"maman——post-chaisethere!"
"Don"t"eecallhimnamesnow,doctor;don"t"eepraydon"t"ee,"saidLadyScatcherd。
Bythistimetheyhadallgotsomewherenearerthehall-door;buttheScatcherdretainersweretoofondoftherowtoabsentthemselveswillinglyatDrFillgrave"sbidding,anditdidnotappearthatanyonewentinsearchofthepost-chaise。
"Man!sir;I"llletyouknowwhatitistospeaktomeinthatstyle。I
think,sir,youhardlyknowwhoIam。"
"AllthatIknowofyouatpresentis,thatyouaremyfriendSirRoger"sphysician,andIcannotconceivewhathasoccurredtomakeyousoangry。"Andashespoke,DrThornelookedcarefullyathimtoseewhetherthatpump-disciplinehadintruthbeenapplied。TherewerenosignswhateverthatcoldwaterhadbeenthrownuponDrFillgrave。
"Mypost-chaise——ismaypost-chaisethere?Themedicalworldshallknowall;youmaybesure,sir,themedicalworldshallknowitall;"andthus,orderinghispost-chaiseandthreateningDrThornewiththemedicalworld,DrFillgravemadehiswaytothedoor。
Butthemomentheputonhishathereturned。"No,madam,"saidhe。
"No;quiteoutofthequestion:suchanaffairisnottobearrangedbysuchmeans。I"llpublishitalltothemedicalworld——post-chaisethere!"andthen,usingallhisforce,heflungasfarashecouldintothehallalightbitofpaper。ItfellatDrThorne"sfeet,who,raisingit,foundthatitwasafive-poundnote。
"Iputitintohishatjustwhilehewasinhistantrum,"saidLadyScatcherd。"AndIthoughtthatperhapshewouldnotfindittillhegottoBarchester。WellIwishhe"dbeenpaid,certainly,althoughSirRogerwouldn"tseehim;"andinthismannerDrThornegotsomeglimpseofunderstandingintothecauseofthegreatoffence。
"IwonderwhetherSirRogerwillseeme,"saidhe,laughing。