第10章
Fulkerson,"saidthegirl。
ThisservedtoremindFulkersonofsomething。Heturnedtoherfather。
"I"lltellyouwhat,ColonelWoodburn,IwantMr。Marchtoseesomechaptersofthatbookofyours。I"vebeentalkingtohimaboutit。"
"Idonotthinkitwouldaddtothepopularityofyourperiodical,sir,"
saidtheColonel,withastatelypleasureinbeingasked。"Myviewsofacivilizationbaseduponresponsibleslaverywouldhardlybeacceptabletoyourcommercializedsociety。"
"Well,notasapracticalthing,ofcourse,"Fulkersonadmitted。"Butassomethingretrospective,speculative,Ibelieveitwouldmakeahit。
There"ssomuchgoingonnowaboutsocialquestions;Iguesspeoplewouldliketoreadit。"
"Idonotknowthatmyworkisintendedtoamusepeople,"saidtheColonel,withsomestate。
"Mahgoodness!AhonlywishitWAS,then,"saidhisdaughter;andsheadded:"Yes,Mr。Fulkerson,theColonelwillbeverygladtosubmitpo"tionsofhiswoaktoyo"edito"。Wewanttohavesomeofthehonaw。
Perhapswecansaywehelpedtostopyo"magazine,ifwedidn"thelptostawtit。"
Theyalllaughedatherboldness,andFulkersonsaid:"It"lltakeagooddealmorethanthattostop"EveryOtherWeek"。TheColonel"swholebookcouldn"tdoit。"Thenhelookedunhappy,forColonelWoodburndidnotseemtoenjoyhisreassuringwords;butMissWoodburncametohisrescue。
"Youmaghtillustrateitwiththepo"traitoftheawthorisdaughtaw,ifit"stoolateforthecovah。"
"Goingtohavethatineverynumber,MissWoodburn!"hecried。
"Oh,mahgoodness!"shesaid,withmockhumility。
Almasatlookingatherpiquanthead,black,unconsciouslyoutlinedagainstthelamp,asshesatworkingbythetable。"Justkeepstillamoment!"
Shegothersketch-blockandpencils,andbegantodraw;Fulkersontiltedhimselfforwardandlookedoverhershoulder;hesmiledoutwardly;
inwardlyhewasdividedbetweenadmirationofMissWoodburn"sarchbeautyandappreciationoftheskillwhichreproducedit;atthesametimehewastryingtorememberwhetherMarchhadauthorizedhimtogosofarastoaskforasightofColonelWoodburn"smanuscript。HefeltthathehadtrencheduponMarch"sprovince,andheframedoneapologytotheeditorforbringinghimthemanuscript,andanothertotheauthorforbringingitback。
"MostAhholdraghtstilllikeitwasaphotograph?"askedMissWoodburn。"CanAhtoak?"
"Talkallyouwant,"saidAlma,squintinghereyes。"Andyouneedn"tbeeitheradamantine,noryet——wooden。"
"Oh,ho"verygoodofyou!Well,ifAhcantoak——goon,Mr。Fulkerson!"
"Metalk?Ican"tbreathetillthisthingisdone!"sighedFulkerson;atthatpointofhismentaldramatheColonelwasbehavingrustilyaboutthereturnofhismanuscript,andhefeltthathewaslookinghislastonMissWoodburn"sprofile。
"Isshegettingitraght?"askedthegirl。
"Idon"tknowwhichiswhich,"saidFulkerson。
"Oh,AhhopeAhshall!Ahdon"twanttogoroundfeelin"likeasheetofpapahhalfthetime。"
"Youcouldrattleon,justthesame,"suggestedAlma。
"Oh,now!Jostlistentothat,Mr。Fulkerson。Doyoucallthatanywaytotoaktopeople?"
"Youmightknowwhichyouwerebythecolor,"Fulkersonbegan,andthenbebrokeofffromthepersonalconsiderationwithabusinessinspiration,andsmackedhimselfontheknee,"Wecouldprintitincolor!"
Mrs。Leightongathereduphersewingandhelditwithbothhandsinherlap,whileshecameround,andlookedcriticallyatthesketchandthemodeloverherglasses。"It"sverygood,Alma,"shesaid。
ColonelWoodburnremainedrestivelyonhissideofthetable。"Ofcourse,Mr。Fulkerson,youwerejesting,sir,whenyouspokeofprintingasketchofmydaughter。"
"Why,Idon"tknow——Ifyouobject——?
"Ido,sir——decidedly,"saidtheColonel。
"Thenthatsettlesit,ofcourse,"said"Ionlymeant——"
"Indeeditdoesn"t!"criedthegirl。"Who"stoknowwhoit"sfrom?
Ah"mjostsetonhavin"itprinted!Ah"mgoingtoappearastheheadofSlavery——inoppositiontotheheadofLiberty。"
"There"llbearevolutioninsideofforty-eighthours,andwe"llhavetheColonel"ssystemgoingwhereveracopyof"EveryOtherWeek"circulates,"
saidFulkerson。
"Thissketchbelongstome,"Almainterposed。"I"mnotgoingtoletitbeprinted。"
"Oh,mahgoodness!"saidMissWoodburn,laughinggood-humoredly。
"That"sbecoseyouwerebroughtuptohateslavery。"
"IshouldlikeMr。Beatontoseeit,"saidMrs。Leighton,inasortofabsenttone。Sheadded,toFulkerson:"Iratherexpectedhemightbeinto-night。"
"Well,ifhecomeswe"llleaveittoBeaton,"Fulkersonsaid,withreliefinthesolution,andananxiousglanceattheColonel,acrossthetable,toseehowhetookthatformofthejoke。MissWoodburninterceptedhisglanceandlaughed,andFulkersonlaughed,too,butratherforlornly。
Almasetherlipsprimlyandturnedherheadfirstononesideandthenontheothertolookatthesketch。"Idon"tthinkwe"llleaveittoMr。
Beaton,evenifhecomes。"
"WelefttheotherdesignforthecovertoBeaton,"Fulkersoninsinuated。
"Iguessyouneedn"tbeafraidofhim。"
"Isitaquestionofmybeingafraid?"Almaasked;sheseemedcoollyintentonherdrawing。
"MissLeightonthinksheoughttobeafraidofher,"MissWoodburnexplained。
"It"saquestionofhiscourage,then?"saidAlma。
"Well,Idon"tthinktherearemanyyoungladiesthatBeaton"safraidof,"saidFulkerson,givinghimselftherespiteofthispurelyrandomremark,whileheinterrogatedthefacesofMrs。LeightonandColonelWoodburnforsomelightuponthetendencyoftheirdaughters"words。
HewasnothelpedbyMrs。Leighton"ssaying,withacertainanxiety,"Idon"tknowwhatyoumean,Mr。Fulkerson。"
"Well,you"reasmuchinthedarkasIammyself,then,"saidFulkerson。
"IsupposeImeantthatBeatonisrather——a——favorite,youknow。Thewomenlikehim。"
Mrs。Leightonsighed,andColonelWoodburnroseandlefttheroom。
Inthesilencethatfollowed,Fulkersonlookedfromoneladytotheotherwithdismay。"Iseemtohaveputmyfootinit,somehow,"hesuggested,andMissWoodburngaveacryoflaughter。
"Poo"Mr。Fulkerson!Poo"Mr。Fulkerson!Papathoatyouwantedhimtogo。"
"Wantedhimtogo?"repeatedFulkerson。
"WealwaysmentionMr。Beatonwhenwewanttogetridofpapa。"
"Well,itseemstomethatIhavenoticedthathedidn"ttakemuchinterestinBeaton,asageneraltopic。ButIdon"tknowthatIeversawitdrivehimoutoftheroombefore!"
"Well,heisn"talwayssobad,"saidMissWoodburn。"Butitwasacaseofhateatfirstsight,anditseemstobegrowin"onpapa。"
"Well,Icanunderstandthat,"saidFulkerson。"TheimpulsetodestroyBeatonissomethingthateverybodyhastostruggleagainstatthestart。"
"Imustsay,Mr。Fulkerson,"saidMrs。Leighton,inthetremorthroughwhichshenervedherselftodifferopenlywithanyonesheliked,"Ineverhadtostrugglewithanythingofthekind,inregardtoMr。Beaton。Hehasalwaysbeenmostrespectfuland——and——considerate,withme,whateverhehasbeenwithothers。"
"Well,ofcourse,Mrs。Leighton!"Fulkersoncamebackinasoothingtone。
"Butyouseeyou"retherulethatprovestheexception。IwasspeakingofthewaymenfeltaboutBeaton。It"sdifferentwithladies;Ijustsaidso。"
"Isitalwaysdifferent?"Almaasked,liftingherheadandherhandfromherdrawing,andstaringatitabsently。
Fulkersonpushedbothhishandsthroughhiswhiskers。"Lookhere!Lookhere!"hesaid。"Won"tsomebodystartsomeothersubject?Wehaven"thadtheweatherupyet,havewe?Ortheopera?Whatisthematterwithafewremarksaboutpolitics?"
"Why,Ahthoatyoulahkedtotoakaboutthestaffofyo"magazine,"saidMissWoodburn。
"Oh,Ido!"saidFulkerson。"Butnotalwaysaboutthesamememberofit。
Hegetsmonotonous,whenhedoesn"tgetcomplicated。I"vejustcomeroundfromtheMarches","headded,toMrs。Leighton。
"Isupposethey"vegotthoroughlysettledintheirapartmentbythistime。"Mrs。LeightonsaidsomethinglikethiswhenevertheMarcheswerementioned。Atthebottomofherheartshehadnotforgiventhemfornottakingherrooms;shehadlikedtheirlookssomuch;andshewasalwayshopingthattheywereuncomfortableordissatisfied;shecouldnothelpwantingthempunishedalittle。
"Well,yes;asmuchastheyeverwillbe,"Fulkersonanswered。
"TheBostonstyleisprettydifferent,youknow;andtheMarchesareold-
fashionedfolks,andIreckontheyneverwentinmuchforbric-a-bracThey"veputawaynineortenbarrelsofdragoncandlesticks,buttheykeepfindingnewones。"
"Theirlandladyhasjustjoinedourclass,"saidAlma。"Isn"thernameGreen?Shehappenedtoseemycopyof"EveryOtherWeek",andsaidsheknewtheeditor;andtoldme。"
"Well,it"salittleworld,"saidFulkerson。"Youseemtobetouchingelbowswitheverybody。Justthinkofyourhavinghadourheadtranslatorforamodel。"
"AhthinkthatyourwholepublicationrevolvesaroandtheLeightonfamily,"saidMissWoodburn。
"That"sprettymuchso,"Fulkersonadmitted。"Anyhow,thepublisherseemsdisposedtodoso。"
"Areyouthepublisher?IthoughtitwasMr。Dryfoos,"saidAlma。
"Itis。"
"Oh!"
ThetoneandthewordgaveFulkersonadiscomfortwhichhepromptlyconfessed。"Missedagain。"
Thegirlslaughed,andheregainedsomethingofhislostspirits,andsmiledupontheirgayety,whichlastedbeyondanyapparentreasonforit。
MissWoodburnasked,"AndisMr。Dryfoossenio"anythinglikeouahMr。
Dryfoos?"
"Nottheleast。"
"Buthe"sjostasexemplary?"
"Yes;inhisway。"
"Well,AhwishAhcouldseeallthosepinksofpuffectiontogethah,once。"
"Why,lookhere!I"vebeenthinkingI"dcelebratealittle,whentheoldgentlemangetsback。Havealittlesupper——somethingofthatkind。Howwouldyouliketoletmehaveyourparlorsforit,Mrs。Leighton?Youladiescouldstandonthestairs,andhaveapeepatus,inthebunch。"
"Oh,mah!Whataprivilege!AndwillMissAlmabethere,withtheothahcontributors?Ahshalljostexpahofenvy!"
"Shewon"tbethereinperson,"saidFulkerson,"butshe"llberepresentedbytheheadoftheartdepartment。"
"Mahgoodness!Andwho"lltheheadofthepublishingdepartmentrepresent?"
"Hecanrepresentyou,"saidAlma。
"Well,Ahwanttoberepresented,someho"。"
"We"llhavethebanquetthenightbeforeyouappearonthecoverofourfourthnumber,"saidFulkerson。
"Ahthoatthatwasdoublyfo"bidden,"saidMissWoodburn。"Bythesternparentandtheenviousawtust。"
"We"llgetBeatontogetroundthem,somehow。Iguesswecantrusthimtomanagethat。"
Mrs。Leightonsighedherresentmentoftheimplication。
"IalwaysfeelthatMr。Beatondoesn"tdohimselfjustice,"shebegan。
Fulkersoncouldnotforegothechanceofajoke。"Well,maybehewouldrathertemperjusticewithmercyinacaselikehis。"Thismadeboththeyoungerladieslaugh。"Ijudgethisismychancetogetoffwithmylife,"headded,andheroseashespoke。"Mrs。Leighton,Iamabouttheonlymanofmysexwhodoesn"tthirstforBeaton"sbloodmostofthetime。ButIknowhimandIdon"t。He"smorekindsofagoodfellowthanpeoplegenerallyunderstand。Hedoesn"twearhisheartuponhissleeve-
nothisulstersleeve,anyway。Youcanalwayscountmeonyoursidewhenit"saquestionoffindingBeatonnotguiltyifhe"llleavetheState。"
Almasetherdrawingagainstthewall,inrisingtosaygoodnighttoFulkerson。Hebentoveronhissticktolookatit。"Well,it"sbeautiful,"hesighed,withunconscioussincerity。
Almamadehimacourtesyofmockmodesty。"ThankstoMissWoodburn!"
"Ohno!Allshehadtodowassimplytostayput。"
"Don"tyouthinkAhmighthaveimproveditifAhhad,lookedbetter?"
thegirlasked,gravely。
"Oh,youcouldn"t!"saidFulkerson,andhewentofftriumphantintheirapplauseandtheircriesof"Which?which?"
Mrs。Leightonsankdeepintoanaccusinggloomwhenatlastshefoundherselfalonewithherdaughter。"Idon"tknowwhatyouarethinkingabout,AlmaLeighton。Ifyoudon"tlikeMr。Beaton——"
"Idon"t。"
"Youdon"t?Youknowbetterthanthat。Youknowthat,youdidcareforhim。"
"Oh!that"saverydifferentthing。That"sathingthatcanbegotover。"
"Gotover!"repeatedMrs。Leighton,aghast。
"Ofcourse,itcan!Don"tberomantic,mamma。Peoplegetoverdozensofsuchfancies。Theyevenmarryforlovetwoorthreetimes。"
"Never!"criedhermother,doingherbesttofeelshocked;andatlastlookingit。
HerlookingithadnoeffectuponAlma。"Youcaneasilygetovercaringforpeople;butyoucan"tgetoverlikingthem——ifyoulikethembecausetheyaresweetandgood。That"swhatlasts。Iwasasimplegoose,andheimposeduponmebecausehewasasophisticatedgoose。Nowthecaseisreversed。"
"Hedoescareforyou,now。Youcanseeit。Whydoyouencouragehimtocomehere?"
"Idon"t,"saidAlma。"Iwilltellhimtokeepawayifyoulike。Butwhetherhecomesorgoes,itwillbethesame。"
"Nottohim,Alma!Heisinlovewithyou!"
"Hehasneversaidso。"
"Andyouwouldreallylethimsayso,whenyouintendtorefusehim?"
"Ican"tverywellrefusehimtillhedoessayso。"
Thiswasundeniable。Mrs。Leightoncouldonlydemand,inanawfultone,"MayIaskwhy——ifyoucaredforhim;andIknowyoucareforhimstillyouwillrefusehim?"
Almalaughed。"Because——becauseI"mweddedtomyArt,andI"mnotgoingtocommitbigamy,whateverIdo。"
"Alma!"
"Well,then,becauseIdon"tlikehim——thatis,Idon"tbelieveinhim,anddon"ttrusthim。He"sfascinating,buthe"sfalseandhe"sfickle。
Hecan"thelpit,Idaresay。"
"Andyouareperfectlyhard。IsitpossiblethatyouwereactuallypleasedtohaveMr。FulkersonteaseyouaboutMr。Dryfoos?"
"Oh,good-night,now,mamma!Thisisbecomingpersonal"
EndAHazardofNewFortunesV3
ByWilliamDeanHowellsPARTTHIRD
I。
Theschemeofabanquettocelebratetheinitialsuccessof"EveryOtherWeek"expandedinFulkerson"sfancyintoaseries。Insteadofthepublishingandeditorialforce,withcertainofthemorerepresentativeartistsandauthorssittingdowntoamodestsupperinMrs。Leighton"sparlors,heconceivedofadinneratDelmonico"s,withtheprincipalliteraryandartistic,peoplethroughoutthecountryasguests,andaninexhaustiblehospitalitytoreportersandcorrespondents,fromwhomparagraphs,propheticandhistoric,wouldflowweeksbeforeandafterthefirstoftheseries。Hesaidthethingwasanewdepartureinmagazines;
itamountedtosomethinginliteratureasradicalastheAmericanRevolutioninpolitics:itwastheideaofselfgovernmentinthearts;
anditwasthisideathathadneveryetbeenfullydevelopedinregardtoit。Thatwaswhatmustbedoneinthespeechesatthedinner,andthespeechesmustbereported。Thenitwouldgolikewildfire。HeaskedMarchwhetherhethoughtMr。Depewcouldbegottocome;MarkTwain,hewassure,wouldcome;hewasaliteraryman。TheyoughttoinviteMr。
Evarts,andtheCardinalandtheleadingProtestantdivines。Hisambitionstoppedatnothing,nothingbutthequestionofexpense;therehehadtowaitthereturnoftheelderDryfoosfromtheWest,andDryfooswasstilldelayedatMoffitt,andFulkersonopenlyconfessedthathewasafraidhewouldstaytheretillhisownenthusiasmescapedinotheractivities,otherplans。
Fulkersonwasaslittlelikelyaspossibletofallunderasuperstitioussubjectiontoanotherman;butMarchcouldnothelpseeingthatinthispossiblemeasureDryfooswasFulkerson"sfetish。Hedidnotreverehim,Marchdecided,becauseitwasnotinFulkerson"snaturetorevereanything;hecouldlikeanddislike,buthecouldnotrespect。
Apparently,however,Dryfoosdauntedhimsomehow;andbesidesthehomagewhichthosewhohavenotpaytothosewhohave,FulkersonrenderedDryfoosthetributeofafeelingwhichMarchcouldonlydefineasasortofbewilderment。AswellasMarchcouldmakeout,thisfeelingwasevokedbythespectacleofDryfoos"sunfailingluck,whichFulkersonwasfondofdazzlinghimselfwith。Itperfectlyconsistedwithakeensenseofwhateverwassordidandselfishinamanonwhomhiscareermusthavehaditsinevitableeffect。HelikedtophilosophizethecasewithMarch,torecallDryfoosashewaswhenhefirstmethimstillsomewhatinthesap,atMoffitt,andtostudytheprocessesbywhichheimaginedhimtohavedriedintothehardenedspeculator,withouteventhepretencetoanyadvantagebuthisowninhisventures。Hewasawareofpaintingthecharactertoovividly,andhewarnedMarchnottoacceptitexactlyinthosetints,buttosubduethemandshadeitforhimself。Hesaidthatwherehisadvantagewasnotconcerned,therewaseversomuchgoodinDryfoos,andthatifinsomethingsbehadgrowninflexible,hehadexpandedinotherstothefullmeasureofthevastscaleonwhichhedidbusiness。IthadseemedalittleoddtoMarchthatamanshouldputmoneyintosuchanenterpriseas"EveryOtherWeek"andgooffaboutotheraffairs,notonlywithoutanysignofanxiety,butwithoutanysortofinterest。ButFulkersonsaidthatwasthesplendidsideofDryfoos。
Hehadacourage,amagnanimity,thatwasequaltothestrainofanysuchuncertainty。Hehadfacedthemusiconceforall,whenheaskedFulkersonwhatthethingwouldcostinthedifferentdegreesofpotentialfailure;andthenhehadgoneoff,leavingeverythingtoFulkersonandtheyoungerDryfoos,withtheinstructionsimplytogoaheadandnotbotherhimaboutit。Fulkersoncalledthatprettytallforanoldfellowwhousedtobewailthewantofpigsandchickenstooccupyhismind。
HeallegeditasanotherproofoftheversatilityoftheAmericanmind,andofthegrandeurofinstitutionsandopportunitiesthatleteverymangrowtohisfullsize,sothatanymaninAmericacouldruntheconcernifnecessary。HebelievedthatoldDryfooscouldstepintoBismarck"sshoesandruntheGermanEmpireattendays"notice,oraboutaslongasitwouldtakehimtogofromNewYorktoBerlin。ButBismarckwouldnotknowanythingaboutDryfoos"splanstillDryfoosgotreadytoshowhishand。FulkersonhimselfdidnotpretendtosaywhattheoldmanhadbeenuptosincehewentWest。HewasatMoffittfirst,andthenhewasatChicago,andthenhehadgoneouttoDenvertolookaftersomemineshehadoutthere,andarailroadortwo;andnowhewasatMoffittagain。
Hewassupposedtobeclosinguphisaffairsthere,butnobodycouldsay。
FulkersontoldMarchthemorningafterDryfoosreturnedthathehadnotonlynotpulledoutatMoffitt,buthadgoneindeeper,tentimesdeeperthanever。Hewasinaroyalgood-humor,Fulkersonreported,andwasgoingtodropintotheofficeonhiswayupfromtheStreet(MarchunderstoodWallStreet)thatafternoon。Hewastickledtodeathwith"EveryOtherWeek"sofarasithadgone,andwasanxioustopayhisrespectstotheeditor。
Marchaccountedforsomerhetoricinthis,butletitflatterhim,andpreparedhimselfforameetingaboutwhichhecouldseethatFulkersonwasonlylessnervousthanhehadshownhimselfaboutthepublicreceptionofthefirstnumber。ItgaveMarchadisagreeablefeelingofbeingownedandofbeingabouttobeinspectedbyhisproprietor;buthefellbackuponsuchindependenceashecouldfindinthethoughtofthosetwothousanddollarsofincomebeyondthecapriceofhisowner,andmaintainedanoutwardserenity。
Hewasalittleashamedafterwardoftheresolutionithadcosthimtodoso。ItwasnotaquestionofDryfoos"sphysicalpresence:thatwasrathereffectivethanotherwise,andcarriedasuggestionofmoneyedindifferencetoconventioninthegraybusinesssuitofprovincialcut,andthelow,wide-brimmedhatofflexibleblackfelt。Hehadastickwithanold-fashionedtopofbuckhornwornsmoothandbrightbythepalmofhishand,whichhadnotlostitscharacterinfat,andwhichhadahistoryofformerworkinitsenlargedknuckles,thoughitwasnowassoftasMarch"s,andmustoncehavebeensmallevenforamanofMr。
Dryfoos"sstature;hewasbelowtheaveragesize。ButwhatstruckMarchwasthefactthatDryfoosseemedfurtivelyconsciousofbeingacountryperson,andofbeingawarethatintheirmeetinghewastobetriedbyotherteststhanthosewhichwouldhaveavailedhimasashrewdspeculator。HeevidentlyhadsomecuriosityaboutMarch,asthefirstofhiskindwhomhebadencountered;somesuchcuriosityasthecountryschooltrusteefeelsandtriestohideinthepresenceofthenewschoolmaster。Butthewholeaffairwas,ofcourse,onahigherplane;ononesideDryfooswasmuchmoreamanoftheworldthanMarchwas,andheprobablydivinedthisatonce,andrestedhimselfuponthefactinameasure。Itseemedtobehispreferencethathissonshouldintroducethem,forhecameupstairswithConrad,andtheyhadfairlymadeacquaintancebeforeFulkersonjoinedthem。
Conradofferedtoleavethematonce,buthisfathermadehimstay。
"IreckonMr。MarchandIhaven"tgotanythingsoprivatetotalkaboutthatwewanttokeepitfromtheotherpartners。Well,Mr。March,areyougettingusedtoNewYorkyet?Ittakesalittletime。"
"Ohyes。Butnotsomuchtimeasmostplaces。EverybodybelongsmoreorlessinNewYork;nobodyhastobelongherealtogether。"
"Yes,thatisso。Youcantryit,andgoawayifyoudon"tlikeitagooddealeasierthanyoucouldfromasmallerplace。Wouldn"tmakesomuchtalk,wouldit?"HeglancedatMarchwithajocoselightinhisshrewdeyes。"ThatisthewayIfeelaboutitallthetime:justvisiting。Now,itwouldn"tbethatwayinBoston,Ireckon?"
"Youcouldn"tkeeponvisitingthereyourwholelife,"saidMarch。
Dryfooslaughed,showinghislowerteethinawaythatwasatoncesimpleandfierce。"Mr。Fulkersondidn"thardlyknowashecouldgetyoutoleave。Isupposeyougotusedtoitthere。Ineverbeeninyourcity。"
"Ihadgotusedtoit;butitwashardlymycity,exceptbymarriage。Mywife"saBostonian。"
"She"sbeenalittlehomesickhere,then,"saidDryfoos,withasmileofthesamequalityashislaugh。
"LessthanIexpected,"saidMarch。"Ofcourse,shewasverymuchattachedtoouroldhome。"
"Iguessmywifewon"tevergetusedtoNewYork,"saidDryfoos,andhedrewinhislowerlipwithasharpsigh。"Butmygirlslikeit;they"reyoung。Youneverbeenoutourwayyet,Mr。March?OutWest?"
"Well,onlyforthepurposeofbeingborn,andbroughtup。IusedtoliveinCrawfordsville,andthenIndianapolis。"
"Indianapolisisboundtobeagreatplace,"saidDryfoos。"Iremembernow,Mr。FulkersontoldmeyouwasfromourState。"HewentontobragoftheWest,asifMarchwereanEasternerandhadtobeconvinced。
"Yououghttoseeallthatcountry。It"sagreatcountry。"
"Ohyes,"saidMarch,"Iunderstandthat。"HeexpectedthepraiseofthegreatWesttoleaduptosomecommenton"EveryOtherWeek";andtherewasabundantsuggestionofthattopicinthemanuscripts,proofsofletter-pressandillustrations,withadvancecopiesofthelatestnumberstrewnoverhistable。
ButDryfoosapparentlykepthimselffromlookingatthesethings。
Herolledhisheadaboutonhisshoulderstotakeinthecharacteroftheroom,andsaidtohisson,"Youdidn"tchangethewoodwork,afterall。"
"No;thearchitectthoughtwehadbetterletitbe,unlesswemeanttochangethewholeplace。Helikeditsbeingold-fashioned。"
"Ihopeyoufeelcomfortablehere,Mr。March,"theoldmansaid,bringinghiseyestobearuponhimagainaftertheirtourofinspection。
"Toocomfortableforaworking-man,"saidMarch,andhethoughtthatthisremarkmustbringthemtosometalkabouthiswork,buttheproprietoronlysmiledagain。
"IguessIsha"n"tlosemuchonthishouse,"hereturned,asifmusingaloud。"Thisdown-townpropertyiscomingup。Businessisgettinginonallthesesidestreets。IthoughtIpaidaprettygoodpriceforit,too。"Hewentontotalkofrealestate,andMarchbegantofeelacertainresentmentathiscontinuedavoidanceoftheonlytopicinwhichtheycouldreallyhaveacommoninterest。"Youlivedownthiswaysomewhere,don"tyou?"theoldmanconcluded。
"Yes。Iwishedtobenearmywork。"Marchwasvexedwithhimselfforhavingrecurredtoit;butafterwardhewasnotsurebutDryfoossharedhisowndiffidenceinthematter,andwaswaitingforhimtobringitopenlyintothetalk。Attimesheseemedwaryandmasterful,andthenMarchfeltthathewasbeingexaminedandtested;atotherssosimplethatMarchmightwellhavefanciedthatheneededencouragement,anddesiredit。HetalkedofhiswifeanddaughtersinawaythatinvitedMarchtosayfriendlythingsofhisfamily,whichappearedtogivetheoldmanfirstanunduepleasureandthenafinaldistrust。Atmomentsheturned,withaneffectoffindingreliefinit,tohissonandspoketohimacrossMarchofmatterswhichhewasunacquaintedwith;hedidnotseemawarethatthiswasrude,buttheyoungmanmusthavefeltitso;healwaysbroughttheconversationback,andonceatsomecosttohimselfwhenhisfathermadeitpersonal。
"IwanttomakearegularNewYorkbusinessmanoutofthatfellow,"hesaidtoMarch,pointingatConradwithhisstick。"Yous"poseI"mevergoingtodoit?"
"Well,Idon"tknow,"saidMarch,tryingtofallinwiththejoke。
"Doyoumeannothingbutabusinessman?"
Theoldmanlaughedatwhateverlatentmeaninghefanciedinthis,andsaid:"Youthinkhewouldbealittletoomuchformethere?Well,I"veseenenoughof"emtoknowitdon"talwaystakealargepatternofamantodoalargebusiness。ButIwanthimtogetthebusinesstraining,andthenifhewantstogointosomethingelseheknowswhattheworldis,anyway。Heigh?"
"Ohyes!"Marchassented,withsomecompassionfortheyoungmanreddeningpatientlyunderhisfather"scomment。
Dryfooswentonasifhissonwerenotinhearing。"Nowthatboywantedtobeapreacher。Whatdoesapreacherknowabouttheworldhepreachesagainstwhenhe"sbeenbroughtupapreacher?Hedon"tknowsomuchasabadlittleboyinhisSunday-school;heknowsaboutasmuchasagirl。
Ialwaystoldhim,Youbeamanfirst,andthenyoubeapreacher,ifyouwantto。Heigh?"
"Precisely。"Marchbegantofeelsomecompassionforhimselfinbeingwitnessoftheyoungfellow"sdiscomfortunderhisfather"shomily。
"WhenwefirstcometoNewYork,Itoldhim,Nowhere"syourchancetoseetheworldonabigscale。Youknowalreadywhatworkandsavingandsteadyhabitsandsensewillbringaman,to;youdon"twanttogoroundamongtherich;youwanttogoamongthepoor,andseewhatlazinessanddrinkanddishonestyandfoolishnesswillbringmento。AndIguessheknows,aboutaswellasanybody;andifheevergoestopreachinghe"llknowwhathe"spreachingabout。"Theoldmansmiledhisfierce,simplesmile,andinhissharpeyesMarchfanciedcontemptoftheambitionhehadbalkedinhisson。Thepresentscenemusthavebeenoneofmanybetweenthem,endinginmeeksubmissiononthepartoftheyoungman,whomhisfather,perhapswithoutrealizinghiscruelty,treatedasachild。Marchtookithardthatheshouldbemadetosufferinthepresenceofaco-ordinatepowerlikehimself,andbegantodisliketheoldmanoutofproportiontohisoffence,whichmighthavebeenmerewantoftaste,oraneffectofmereembarrassmentbeforehim。Butevidently,whateverrebellionhisdaughtershadcarriedthroughagainsthim,hehadkepthisdominionoverthisgentlespiritunbroken。Marchdidnotchoosetomakeanyresponse,buttolethimcontinue,ifhewould,entirelyuponhisownimpulse。
II。
Asilencefollowed,ofratherpainfullength。ItwasbrokenbythecheeryvoiceofFulkerson,sentbeforehimtoheraldFulkerson"scheeryperson。"Well,Isupposeyou"vegottheglorioussuccessof"EveryOtherWeek"downprettycoldinyourtalkbythistime。Ishouldhavebeenupsoonertojoinyou,butIwasnippingamanforthelastpageofthecover。Iguesswe"llhavetolettheMusehavethatforanadvertisementinsteadofapoemthenexttime,March。Well,theoldgentlemangivenyouboysyourscolding?"ThepersonofFulkersonhadgotintotheroomlongbeforehereachedthisquestion,andhadplanteditselfastrideachair。Fulkersonlookedoverthechairback,nowatMarch,andnowattheelderDryfoosashespoke。
Marchansweredhim。"Iguesswemusthavebeenwaitingforyou,Fulkerson。Atanyrate,wehadn"tgottothescoldingyet。"
"Why,Ididn"tsupposeMr。Dryfooscould"a"heldinsolong。I
understoodhewasawfulmadatthewaythethingstartedoff,andwantedtogiveyouapieceofhismind,whenhegotatyou。Iinferredasmuchfromaremarkthathemade。"MarchandDryfooslookedfoolish,asmendowhenmadethesubjectofthissortofmerrymisrepresentation。
"Ireckonmyscoldingwillkeepawhileyet,"saidtheoldman,dryly。
"Well,then,Iguessit"sagoodchancetogiveMr。Dryfoosanideaofwhatwe"vereallydone——justwhilewe"reresting,asArtemusWardsays。
Heigh,March?"
"Iwillletyoublowthetrumpet,Fulkerson。Ithinkitbelongsstrictlytotheadvertisingdepartment,"saidMarch。Henowdistinctlyresentedtheoldman"sfailuretosayanythingtohimofthemagazine;hemadehisinferencethatitwasfromasuspicionofhisreadinesstopresumeuponarecognitionofhisshareinthesuccess,andhewasdeterminedtosecondnosortofappealforit。
"Theadvertisingdepartmentistheheartandsoulofeverybusiness,"
saidFulkerson,hardily,"andIliketokeepmyhandinwithalittlepractiseonthetrumpetinprivate。Idon"tbelieveMr。Dryfooshasgotanyideaoftheextentofthisthing。He"sbeenoutamongthoseRackensackens,wherewewereallborn,andhe"sreadthenoticesintheirsevenbyninedailies,andhe"sseenthethingsellingonthecars,andhethinksheappreciateswhat"sbeendone。ButIshouldjustliketotakehimroundinthislittleoldmetropolisawhile,andshowhim"EveryOtherWeek"onthecentretablesofthemillionaires——theVanderbiltsandtheAstors——andinthehomesofcultureandrefinementeverywhere,andlethimjudgeforhimself。It"sthetalkoftheclubsandthedinner-
tables;childrencryforit;it"stheCastoriaofliteratureandthePearlineofart,the"Won"t-be-happy-till-he-gets-itofeveryenlightenedman,woman,andchildinthisvastcity。Iknewwecouldcapturethecountry;but,mygoodness!Ididn"texpecttohaveNewYorkfallintoourhandsatablow。Butthat"sjustexactlywhatNewYorkhasdone。EveryOtherWeeksuppliesthelong-feltwantthat"sbeengrindingroundinNewYorkandkeepingitawakenightseversincethewar。It"stheculminationofallthehighandennoblingidealsofthepast。"
"Howmuch,"askedDryfoos,"doyouexpecttogetoutofitthefirstyear,ifitkeepsthestartit"sgot?"
"Comesrightdowntobusiness,everytime!"saidFulkerson,referringthecharacteristictoMarchwithadelightedglance。"Well,sir,ifeverythingworksright,andwegetrainenoughtofillupthesprings,anditisn"tagrasshopperyear,Iexpecttoclearaboveallexpensessomethingintheneighborhoodoftwenty-fivethousanddollars。"
"Humph!Andyouareallgoingtoworkayear——editor,manager,publisher,artists,writers,printers,andtherestof"em——tocleartwenty-fivethousanddollars?——ImadethatmuchinhalfadayinMoffittonce。IseeitmadeinhalfaminuteinWallStreet,sometimes。"Theoldmanpresentedthisaspectofthecasewithagood-naturedcontempt,whichincludedFulkersonandhisenthusiasminanobviousliking。
Hissonsuggested,"Butwhenwemakethatmoneyhere,noonelosesit。"
"Canyouprovethat?"Hisfatherturnedsharplyuponhim。"Whateveriswonislost。It"sallagame;itdon"tmakeanydifferencewhatyoubeton。Businessisbusiness,andabusinessmantakeshisriskswithhiseyesopen。"
"Ah,buttheglory!"Fulkersoninsinuatedwithimpudentpersiflage。
"Ihadn"tgottothegloryyet,becauseit"shardtoestimateit;butputthegloryatthelowestfigure,Mr。Dryfoos,andaddittothetwenty-
fivethousand,andyou"vegotanannualincomefrom"EveryOtherWeek"ofdollarsenoughtoconstructasilverrailroad,double-track,fromthisofficetothemoon。Idon"tmentionanyofthesisterplanetsbecauseI
liketokeepwithinbounds。"
DryfoosshowedhislowerteethforpleasureinFulkerson"sfooling,andsaid,"That"swhatIlikeaboutyou,Mr。Fulkerson——youalwayskeepwithinbounds。"
"Well,Iain"tashrinkingBostonviolet,likeMarch,here。Moresunflowerinmystyleofdiffidence;butIammodest,Idon"tdenyit,"
saidFulkerson。"AndIdohatetohaveathingoverstated。"
"Andtheglory——youdoreallythinkthere"ssomethingintheglorythatpays?"
"Notadoubtofit!Ishouldn"tcareforthepaltryreturninmoney,"
saidFulkerson,withaburlesqueofgenerousdisdain,"ifitwasn"tforthegloryalongwithit。"
"Andhowshouldyoufeelabouttheglory,iftherewasnomoneyalongwithit?"
"Well,sir,I"mhappytosaywehaven"tcometothatyet。"