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第19章

WehavenotheardofJoeGoodmansincethetryingdaysof”90and”91,whenhewasseekingtopromotethefortunesofthetype-settingmachine。Goodman,meantime,whohadinturnbeenminer,printer,publisher,andfarmer;hadbeendevotinghisenergiesandgeniustosomethingentirelynew:hehadbeentranslatingtheprehistoricMayaninscriptionsofYucatan,andwithsuchsuccessthathisworkwaselaboratelypublishedbyanassociationofBritishscientists。

InduetimeacopyofthispublicationcametoClemens,whowasfullofadmirationofthegreatachievement。

ToJ。T。Goodman,inCalifornia:

RIVERDALE-ON-THE-HUDSON,June13,”02。

DEARJOE,——Iamlostinreverenceandadmiration!Itisnowtwenty-fourhoursthatIhavebeentryingtocooldownandcontemplatewithquietbloodthisextraordinaryspectacleofenergy,industry,perseverance,pluck,analyticalgenius,penetration,thisirruptionofthundersandfierysplendorsfromafairandflowerymountainthatnobodyhadsupposedwasasleepingvolcano,butIseemtobeasexcitedasever。YesterdayIreadasmuchashalfofthebook,notunderstandingawordbutenchantednevertheless——partlybythewonderofitall,thestudy,theerudition,theincrediblelabor,themodesty,thedignity,themajesticexclusivenessofthefieldanditsloftyremotenessfromthingsandcontactssordidandmeanandearthy,andpartlybythegraceandbeautyandlimpidityofthebook”sunsurpassableEnglish。Science,alwaysgreatandworshipful,goesofteninhoddengrey,butyouhaveclothedheringarmentsmeetforherhighdegree。

Youthinkyouget“poorpay“foryourtwentyyears?No,ohno。YouhavelivedinaparadiseoftheintellectwhoselightestjoyswerebeyondthereachofthelongestpurseinChristendom,youhavehaddailyandnightlyemancipationfromtheworld”sslaveriesandgrossinterests,youhavereceivedabiggerwagethananymanintheland,youhavedreamedasplendiddreamandhaditcometrue,andto-dayyoucouldnotaffordtotradefortuneswithanybody——notevenwithanotherscientist,forhemustdividehisspoilwithhisguild,whereasessentiallytheworldyouhavediscoveredisyourownandmustremainso。

Itisalljustmagnificent,Joe!AndnooneisprouderorgladderthanYoursalwaysMARK。

AtYorkHarbor,Maine,wheretheyhadtakenacottageforthesummer——aprettyplace,withHowellsnotfardistant,atKitteryPoint——Mrs。Clemens”shealthgaveway。Thiswasataperiodwhentelegraphiccommunicationwasfarfromreliable。Theold-timeWesternUnionhadfallenfromgrace;its“system“nolongerjustifiedthebestsignificanceofthatword。Thenewdayofreorganizationwascoming,anditwastimeforit。MarkTwain”sletterconcerningtheserviceatYorkHarborwouldhardlybewarrantedtoday,butthosewhorememberconditionsofthatearliertimewillagreethatitwasjustifiedthen,andwillappreciateitssatire。

TothePresidentofTheWesternUnion,inNewYork:

“THEPINES“

YORKHARBOR,MAINE。

DEARSIR,——Idesiretomakeacomplaint,andIbringittoyou,theheadofthecompany,becausebyexperienceIknowbetterthantocarryittoasubordinate。

Ihavebeenhereamonthandahalf,andbytestimonyoffriends,reinforcedbypersonalexperienceInowfeelqualifiedtoclaimasanestablishedfactthatthetelegraphicservicehereistheworstintheworldexceptthatBoston。

TheseservicesareactuallyslowerthanwastheNewYorkandHartfordserviceinthedayswhenIlastcomplainedtoyou——whichwasfifteenoreighteenyearsago,whentelegraphictimeandtraintimebetweenthementionedpointswasexactlythesame,to-wit,threehoursandahalf。

Sixdaysago——itwasthatrawdaywhichprovokedsomuchcomment——mydaughterwasonherwayupfromNewYork,andatnoonshetelegraphedmefromNewHavenaskingthatImeetherwithacloakatPortsmouth。Hertelegramreachedmefourhoursandaquarterlater——just15minutestoolateformetocatchmytrainandmeether。

Ijudgethatthetelegramtraveledabout200miles。ItisthebesttelegraphicworkIhaveseensinceIhavebeenhere,andIammentioningitinthisplacenotasacomplaintbutasacompliment。Ithinkacomplimentoughtalwaystoprecedeacomplaint,whereoneispossible,becauseitsoftensresentmentandinsuresforthecomplaintacourteousandgentlereception。

Still,thereisadetailortwoconnectedwiththismatterwhichoughtperhapstobementioned。Andnow,havingsmoothedthewaywiththecompliment,Iwillventurethem。TheheadcorpseintheYorkHarborofficesentmethattelegramaltho(1)heknewitwouldreachmetoolatetobeofanyvalue;(2)also,thathewasgoingtosendittomebyhisboy;(3)thattheboywouldnottakethetrolleyandcomethe2milesin12minutes,butwouldwalk;(4)thathewouldbetwohoursandaquarterontheroad;(5)andthathewouldcollect25centsfortransportation,foratelegramwhichtheheknewtobeworthlessbeforehestartedit。

FromthesedataIinferthattheWesternUnionowesme75cents;thatistosay,theamountpaidforcombinedwireandlandtransportation——

arecoupprovidedforintheprintedparagraphwhichheadsthetelegraph-

blank。

BythesehumaneandChristianstageswenowarriveatthecomplaintproper。Wehavehadagravecaseofillnessinthefamily,andarelativewascomingsomesixhundredmilestohelpinthesick-roomduringtheconvalescingperiod。Itwasananxioustime,ofcourse,andIwroteandaskedtobenotifiedastothehouroftheexpectedarrivalofthisrelativeinBostonorinYorkHarbor。Beingafraidofthetelegraph——whichIthinkoughtnottobeusedintimesofhurryandemergency——Iaskedthatthedesiredmessagebebroughttomebysomeswiftmethodoftransportation。Bythemilkman,ifhewascomingthisway。Buttherearealwayspeoplewhothinktheyknowmorethanyoudo,especiallyyoungpeople;soofcoursetheyoungfellowinchargeofthisladyusedthetelegraph。AndatBoston,ofallplaces!ExceptYorkHarbor。

Theresultwasasusual;letmeemployastatelierandexacterterm,andsay,historical。

Thedispatchwashandedtotheh。c。oftheBostonofficeat9thismorning。Itsaid,“ShallbringA。S。toyouelevenforty-fivethismorning。”Thedistancetraveledbythedispatchisfortyorfiftymiles,Isuppose,asthetrain-timeisfiveminutesshortoftwohours,andthetrainsaresoslowthattheycan”tgiveaW。U。telegramtwohoursandtwentyminutesstartandovertakeit。

AsIhavesaid,thedispatchwashandedinatBostonat9。TheexpectedvisitorsleftBostonat9。40,andreachedmyhouseat12noon,beatingthetelegram2solidhours,and5minutesover。

Theboybroughtthetelegram。Itwasbald-headedwithage,butstilllegible。Theboywasprostratewithtravelandexposure,butstillalive,andIwentouttocondolewithhimandgethislastwishesandsendfortheambulance。Hewaswaitingtocollecttransportationbeforeturninghispassingspirittolessseriousaffairs。Ifoundhimstrangelyintelligent,consideringhisconditionandwhereheisgettinghistraining。Iaskedhimatwhathourthetelegramwashandedtotheh。c。inBoston。Heansweredbrightly,thathedidn”tknow。

Iexaminedtheblank,andsureenoughthewaryBostonh。c。hadthoughtfullyconcealedthatstatistic。IaskedhimatwhathourithadstartedfromBoston。Heansweredupasbrightlyasever,andsaidhedidn”tknow。

Iexaminedtheblank,andsureenoughtheBostonh。c。hadleftthatstatisticoutinthecold,too。Infactitturnedouttobeanofficialconcealment——noblankwasprovidedforitsexposure。Andnonerequiredbythelaw,Isuppose。“Itisagoodone-sidedidea,“Iremarked;

“Theycantakeyourmoneyandshipyourtelegramnextyeariftheywantto——you”venoredress。Thelawoughttoextendtheprivilegetoallofus。”

Theboylookeduponmecoldly。

IaskedhimwhenthetelegramreachedYorkHarbor。Hepointedtosomefiguresfollowingthesignatureatthebottomoftheblank”12。14。

“Isaiditwasnow1。45andasked——

“Doyoumeanthatitreachedyourmorgueanhourandahalfago?“

Henoddedassent。

“Itwasatthattimehalfanhourtoolatetobeofanyusetome,ifI

wantedtogoandmeetmypeople——whichwasthecase——forbythewordingofthemessageyoucanseethattheyweretoarriveatthestationat11。45。Whydid,yourh。c。sendmethisuselessmessage?Can”theread?

Ishedead?“

“It”stherules。”

“No,thatdoesnotaccountforit。Wouldhehavesentitifithadbeenthreeyearsold,Iinthemeantimedeceased,andheawareofit?“

Theboydidn”tknow。

“Because,youknow,arulewhichrequiredhimtoforwardtothecemeteryto-dayadispatchduethreeyearsago,wouldbeasgoodaruleasonewhichshouldrequirehimtoforwardatelegramtometo-daywhichheknewhadlostallitsvalueanhourortwobeforehestartedit。Theconstructionofsucharulewoulddiscreditanidiot;infactanidiot——

ImeanacommonordinaryChristianidiot,youunderstand——wouldbeashamedofit,andforthesakeofhisreputationwouldn”tmakeit。Whatdoyouthink?“

Herepliedwithmuchnaturalbrilliancythathewasn”tpaidforthinking。

ThisgavemeabetteropinionofthecommercialintelligencepervadinghismorguethanIhadhadbefore;italsosoftenedmyfeelingstowardhim,andalsomytone,whichhadhithertobeentingedwithbitterness。

“Letbygonesbebygones,“Isaid,gently,“weareallerringcreatures,andmainlyidiots,butGodmadeussoanditisdangeroustocriticise。”

SincerelyS。L。CLEMENS。

OnedaytherearrivedfromEuropeacallerwithaletterofintroductionfromElizabeth,QueenofRumania,betterknownasCarmenSylva。ThevisitorwasMadamHartwig,formerlyanAmericangirl,returningnow,becauseofreducedfortunes,tofindprofitableemploymentinherownland。Herhusband,amanofhighprinciple,haddeclinedtotakepartinan“affairofhonor,“asrecognizedbytheContinentalcode;hencehisruin。ElizabethofRumaniawasoneofthemostlovedandrespectedofEuropeanqueensandanauthorofdistinction。MarkTwainhadknownherinVienna。Herlettertohimandhisownlettertothepublic(perhapsasecondone,foritsdateistwoyearslater)followherewith。

FromCarmenSylvatoMarkTwain:

BUCAREST,May9,1902。

HONOREDMASTER,——IfIventuretoaddressyouonbehalfofapoorlady,whoisstrandedinBucarestIhopenottobetoodisagreeable。

Mrs。HartwigleftAmericaattheageoffourteeninordertolearntosingwhichshehasdonethoroughly。Herhusbandhadquiteabrilliantsituationheretillherefusedtopartake”dansuneafaireonereuse”,soitseems。Theyhaven”tapennyandeachofthemmusttrytofindaliving。Sheisveryniceandpleasantandherschoolissogoodthatshemostcertainlycangiveexcellentsinginglessons。

IbegyourpardonforbeingaboretooneIsodeeplyloveandadmire,towhomIowedaysanddaysofforgetfulnessofselfandtroublesandtheintensestofalljoys:Hero-worship!Peopledon”talwaysrealizewhatahappinessthatis!Godblessyouforeverybeautifulthoughtyoupouredintomytiredheartandforeverysmileonawearyway!

CARMENSYLVA。

FromMarkTwaintothePublic:

Nov。16,”04。

TOWHOMITMAYCONCERN,——IdesiretorecommendMadameHartwigtomyfriendsandthepublicasateacherofsingingandasaconcert-vocalist。

ShehaslivedforfifteenyearsatthecourtofRoumania,andshebroughtwithhertoAmericaanautographletterinwhichherMajestytheQueenofRoumaniacordiallycertifiedhertomeasbeinganaccomplishedandgiftedsingerandteacherofsinging,andexpressedawarmhopethatherprofessionalventureamonguswouldmeetwithsuccess;throughabsenceinEuropeIhavehadnoopportunitytotestthevalidityoftheQueen”sjudgmentinthematter,butthatjudgmentistheutteranceofanentirelycompetentauthority——thebestthatoccupiesathrone,andasgoodasanythatsitselsewhere,asthemusicalworldwellknows——andthereforebackitwithouthesitation,andendorseitwithconfidence。

IwillexplainthatthereasonherMajestytriedtodoherfriendafriendlyofficethroughmeinsteadofthroughsomeoneelsewas,notthatIwasparticularlytherightorbestpersonfortheoffice,butbecauseI

wasnotastranger。ItistruethatIamastrangertosomeofthemonarchs——mainlythroughtheirneglectoftheiropportunities——butsuchisnotthecaseinthepresentinstance。Thelatterfactisahighcomplimenttome,andperhapsIoughttoconcealit。Somepeoplewould。

MARKTWAIN。

Mrs。Clemens”simprovementwasscarcelyperceptible。ItwasnotuntilOctoberthattheywereabletoremovehertoRiverdale,andthenonlyinaspeciallyarrangedinvalid-car。Attheendofthelongjourneyshewascarriedtoherroomanddidnotleaveitagainformanymonths。

ToRev。J。H。Twichell,inHartford:

RIVERDALE,N。Y。,Oct。31,”02。

DEARJOE,——ItistendayssinceSusy[Twichell]wrotethatyouwerelaidupwithasprainedshoulder,sincewhichtimewehavehadnonewsaboutit。Ihopethatnonewsisgoodnews,accordingtotheproverb;still,authoritativeconfirmationofitwillbegladlyreceivedinthisfamily,ifsomeofyouwillfurnishit。Moreover,Ishouldliketoknowhowandwhereithappened。Inthepulpit,aslikeasnot,otherwiseyouwouldnotbetakingsomuchpainstoconcealit。Thisisnotamalicioussuggestion,andnotapersonally-inventedone:youtoldmeyourself,once,thatyouthrewartificialpowerandimpressivenessintoplacesinyoursermonswhereneeded,by“bangingthebible“——(yourownwords。)

Youhavereachedatimeoflifewhenitisnotwisetotaketheserisks。

Youwouldbetterjumparound。Weallhavetochangeourmethodsastheinfirmitiesofagecreepuponus。Jumpingaroundwillbeimpressivenow,whereasbeforeyouweregrayitwouldhaveexcitedremark。

PoorLivydragsalongdrearily。Itmustbehardtimesforthatturbulentspirit。Itwillbealongtimebeforesheisonherfeetagain。Itisamostpatheticcase。IwishIcouldtransferittomyself。Betweenrippingandragingandsmokingandreading,Icouldgetagooddealofaholidayoutofit。

Clararunsthehousesmoothlyandcapably。Sheisdischargingatrial-

cooktodayandhiringanother。

Apoweroflovetoyouall!

MARK。

SuchwasthestateofMrs。Clemens”shealththatvisitorswereexcludedfromthesickroom,andevenClemenshimselfwasallowedtoseehernomorethanafewmomentsatatime。Thesebrief,preciousvisitswerethechiefinterestsofhislongdays。Occasionallyhewasallowedtosendherafewlines,reportinghisoccupations,andtheseshewassometimespermittedtoanswer。Onlyoneofhisnoteshasbeenpreserved,writtenafteraday,nowrare,ofliteraryeffort。Itssignature,theletterY,standsfor“Youth,“alwayshernameforhim。

ToMrs。Clemens:

DEARHEART,——I”vedoneanotherfullday”swork,andfinishedbefore4。

Ihavebeenreadinganddozingsinceandwouldhavehadarealsleepafewminutesagobutforanincursiontobringmeacoupleofunimportantletters。I”vestucktothebedalldayandamgettingbackmylostground。NexttimeIwillbestrictlycarefulandmakemyvisitveryshort——justakissandarush。Thankyouforyourdear,dearnote;youwhoaremyownandonlysweetheart。

Sleepwell!

Y。

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LETTERSOF1903。TOVARIOUSPERSONS。HARDDAYSATRIVERDALE。

LASTSUMMERATELMIRA。THERETURNTOITALY

ThereadermayperhapsrecallthatH。H。Rogers,somefiveorsixyearsearlier,hadtakenchargeofthefortunesofHelenKeller,makingitpossibleforhertocompletehereducation。Helenhadnowwrittenherfirstbook——awonderfulbook——”TheStoryofMyLife”,andithadbeensuccessfullypublished。ForalatergenerationitmaybepropertoexplainthattheMissSullivan,laterMrs。Macy,mentionedintheletterwhichfollows,wasthenoblewomanwhohaddevotedherlifetotheenlightenmentofthisblind,dumbgirl——hadmadeitpossibleforhertospeakandunderstand,and,indeed,toseewiththeeyesofluminousimagination。

Thecaseofplagiarismmentionedinthisletterisnotnowremembered,anddoesnotmatter,butitfurnishedatextforMarkTwain,whoseremarksonthesubjectingeneralareeminentlyworthwhile。

ToHelenKeller,inWrentham,Mass。:

RIVERDALE-ON-THE-HUDSON,ST。PATRICK”SDAY,”03。

DEARHELEN,——ImuststealhalfamomentfrommyworktosayhowgladIamtohaveyourbook,andhowhighlyIvalueit,bothforitsownsakeandasaremembrancesofanaffectionatefriendshipwhichhassubsistedbetweenusfornineyearswithoutabreak,andwithoutasingleactofviolencethatIcancalltomind。Isupposethereisnothinglikeitinheaven;andnotlikelytobe,untilwegetthereandshowoff。Ioftenthinkofitwithlonging,andhowthey”llsay,“Theretheycome——sitdowninfront!“Iampracticingwithatinhalo。Youdothesame。IwasatHenryRogers”slastnight,andofcoursewetalkedofyou。Heisnotatallwell;youwillnotliketohearthat;butlikeyouandme,heisjustaslovelyasever。

Iamcharmedwithyourbook-enchanted。Youareawonderfulcreature,themostwonderfulintheworld——youandyourotherhalftogether——

MissSullivan,Imean,forittookthepairofyoutomakeacompleteandperfectwhole。Howshestandsoutinherletters!herbrilliancy,penetration,originality,wisdom,character,andthefineliterarycompetenciesofherpen——theyareallthere。

Oh,dearme,howunspeakablyfunnyandowlishlyidioticandgrotesquewasthat“plagiarism“farce!Asiftherewasmuchofanythinginanyhumanutterance,oralorwritten,exceptplagiarism!Thekernal,thesoul——letusgofurtherandsaythesubstance,thebulk,theactualandvaluablematerialofallhumanutterances——isplagiarism。Forsubstantiallyallideasaresecond-hand,consciouslyandunconsciouslydrawnfromamillionoutsidesources,anddailyusedbythegarnererwithaprideandsatisfactionbornofthesuperstitionthatheoriginatedthem;whereasthereisnotaragoforiginalityaboutthemanywhereexceptthelittlediscolorationtheygetfromhismentalandmoralcalibreandhistemperament,andwhichisrevealedincharacteristicsofphrasing。Whenagreatoratormakesagreatspeechyouarelisteningtotencenturiesandtenthousandmen——butwecallithisspeech,andreallysomeexceedinglysmallportionofitishis。Butnotenoughtosignify。ItismerelyaWaterloo。ItisWellington”sbattle,insomedegree,andwecallithis;butthereareothersthatcontributed。Ittakesathousandmentoinventatelegraph,orasteamengine,oraphonograph,oraphotograph,oratelephoneoranyotherimportantthing——andthelastmangetsthecreditandweforgettheothers。Headdedhislittlemite——thatisallhedid。Theseobjectlessonsshouldteachusthatninety-ninepartsofallthingsthatproceedfromtheintellectareplagiarisms,pureandsimple;andthelessonoughttomakeusmodest。Butnothingcandothat。

Thenwhydon”tweunwittinglyreproducethephrasingofastory,aswellasthestoryitself?Itcanhardlyhappen——totheextentoffiftywordsexceptinthecaseofachild:itsmemory-tabletisnotlumberedwithimpressions,andtheactuallanguagecanhavegraving-roomthere,andpreservethelanguageayearortwo,butagrownperson”smemory-tabletisapalimpsest,withhardlyabarespaceuponwhichtoengraveaphrase。

Itmustbeaveryrarethingthatawholepagegetssosharplyprinteduponaman”smind,byasinglereading,thatitwillstaylongenoughtoturnupsometimeorotherandbemistakenbyhimforhisown。Nodoubtweareconstantlylitteringourliteraturewithdisconnectedsentencesborrowedfrombooksatsomeunrememberedtimeandnowimaginedtobeourown,butthatisaboutthemostwecando。In1866IreadDr。Holmes”spoems,intheSandwichIslands。AyearandahalflaterIstolehisdictation,withoutknowingit,andusedittodedicatemy“InnocentsAbroad“with。ThenyearsafterwardsIwastalkingwithDr。Holmesaboutit。Hewasnotanignorantass——no,nothe:hewasnotacollectionofdecayedhumanturnips,likeyour“PlagiarismCourt;“andsowhenIsaid,“IknownowwhereIstoleit,butwhomdidyoustealitfrom,“hesaid,“Idon”tremember;IonlyknowIstoleitfromsomebody,becauseIhaveneveroriginatedanythingaltogethermyself,normetanybodywhohad。”

Tothinkofthosesolemndonkeysbreakingalittlechild”sheartwiththeirignorantrubbishaboutplagiarism!Icouldn”tsleepforblasphemingaboutitlastnight。Why,theirwholelives,theirwholehistories,alltheirlearning,alltheirthoughts,alltheiropinionswereonesolidruckofplagiarism,andtheydidn”tknowitandneversuspectedit。Agangofdullandhoarypiratespiouslysettingthemselvesthetaskofdiscipliningandpurifyingakittenthattheythinkthey”vecaughtfilchingachop!Oh,dam——

Butyoufinishit,dear,Iamrunningshortofvocabularytoday。Everlovinglyyourfriend,MARK。

(EditedandmodifiedbyClaraClemens,deputytohermother,whoformorethan7monthshasbeenillinbedandunabletoexerciseherofficialfunction。)

TheburdenoftheClemenshouseholdhadfallenalmostentirelyuponClaraClemens。Inadditiontosupervisingitscustomaryaffairs,shealsoshoulderedtheresponsibilityofanunusualcombinationofmisfortunes,forbesidesthecriticalconditionofhermother,hersister,JeanClemens,wasdownwithpneumonia,nowordofwhichmustcometoMrs。Clemens。Certainlyitwasadifficultposition。Insomeaccountofit,whichhesetdownlater,Clemenswrote:“ItwasfortunateforusallthatClara”sreputationfortruthfulnesswassowellestablishedinhermother”smind。Itwasourdailyprotectionfromdisaster。ThemotherneverdoubtedClara”sword。Claracouldtellherlargeimprobabilitieswithoutexcitinganysuspicion,whereasifItriedtomarketevenasmallandsimpleonethecasewouldhavebeendifferent。IwasneverabletogetareputationlikeClara”s。”

TheaccumulationofphysicalailmentsintheClemenshomehadsomewhatmodifiedMarkTwain”snotionofmedicalpractice。Hewasnolongerradical;hehadbecomeeclectic。ItisagooddealofaconcessionthathemakestoTwichell,afterthoseearlierlettersfromSweden,inwhichosteopathyhadbeenheraldedastheanodyneforallhumanills。

ToRev。J。H。Twichell,inHartford:

DEARJOE,——Livydoesreallymakealittleprogressthesepast3or4

days,progresswhichisvisibletoeventheuntrainedeye。Thephysiciansaredoinggoodworkwithher,butmynotionis,thatnoartofhealingisthebestforallills。Ishoulddistributetheailmentsaround:surgerycasestothesurgeons;lupustotheactinic-rayspecialist;nervousprostrationtotheChristianScientist;mostillstotheallopathandthehomeopath;(inmyownparticularcase)rheumatism,goutandbronchialattackstotheosteopathist。

Mr。Rogerswastosailsouthwardthismorning——andhereisthisweather!

Iamsorry。Ithinkit”saquestionifhegetsawaytomorrow。

YsEverMARK。

ItwasthroughJ。Y。M。MacAlister,towhomthenextletteriswritten,thatMarkTwainhadbecomeassociatedwiththePlasmonCompany,whichexplainsthereferenceto“shares。”HehadseenmuchofMacAlisterduringthewinteratTedworthSquare,andhadgrownfondofhim。Itisacharacteristicletter,andoneofinterestingfact。

ToJ。Y。M。MacAlister,inLondon:

RIVERDALE,NEWYORK。

April,7,”03。

DEARMACALISTER,——Yoursarrivedlastnight,andGodknowsIwasgladtogetit,forIwasafraidIhadblunderedintoanoffenceinsomewayandforfeitedyourfriendship——akindofblunderIhavemadesomanytimesinmylifethatIamalwaysstandinginawaitingandmorbiddreadofitsoccurrence。

ThreedaysagoIwasincondition——duringonehorriblylongnight——tosympatheticallyroastwithyouinyour“helloftroubles。”DuringthatnightIwasbackagainwhereIwasintheblackdayswhenIwasburiedunderamountainofdebt。Icalledthedaughterstomeinprivatecouncilandparalysedthemwiththeannouncement,“Ouroutgohasincreasedinthepast8monthsuntilourexpensesarenow125percent。

greaterthanourincome。”

Itwasamistake。WhenIcamedowninthemorningagrayandagedwreck,andwentoverthefiguresagain,Ifoundthatinsomeunaccountableway(unaccountabletoabusinessmanbutnottome)Ihadmultipliedthetotalsby2。ByGodIdropped75yearsonthefloorwhereIstood。

Doyouknowitaffectedmeasoneisaffectedwhenhewakesoutofahideousdreamandfindsthatitwasonlyadream。ItwasagreatcomfortandsatisfactiontometocallthedaughterstoaprivatemeetingoftheBoardagainandsay,“Youneednotworryanymore;ouroutgoisonlyathirdmorethanourincome;inafewmonthsyourmotherwillbeoutofherbedandonherfeetagain——thenweshalldropbacktonormalandbeallright。”

Certainlythereisablisteringandawfulrealityaboutawell-arrangedunreality。Itisquitewithinthepossibilitiesthattwoorthreenightslikethatnightofminecoulddriveamantosuicide。Hewouldrefusetoexaminethefigures;theywouldrevolthimso,andhecouldgotohisdeathunawarethattherewasnothingseriousaboutthem。Icannotgetthatnightoutofmyhead,itwassovivid,soreal,soghastly。Inanyotheryearofthese33thereliefwouldhavebeensimple:gowhereyoucancutyourclothtofityourincome。Youcan”tdothatwhenyourwifecan”tbemoved,evenfromoneroomtothenext。

Clamspellsthetrainednurseafternoons;IamallowedtoseeMrs。

Clemens20minutestwiceadayandwritehertwolettersadayprovidedI

putnonewsinthem。Nootherpersoneverseesherexceptthephysicianandnowandthenanerve-specialistfromNewYork。Shesawtherewassomethingthematterthatmorning,butshegotnofactsoutofme。Butthatisnothing——shehasn”thadanythingbutliesfor8months。Afactwouldgiveherarelapse。

Thedoctorandaspecialistmetinconspiracyfivedaysago,andintheirbeliefshewillbyandbycomeoutofthisasgoodasnew,substantially。

TheyorderedhertoItalyfornextwinter——whichseemstoindicatethatbyautumnshewillbeabletoundertakethevoyage。SoClaraiswritingaFlorencefriendtotakealookroundamongthevillasforusintheregionsnearthatcity。Itseemsearlytodothis,butJoanBergheimthoughtitwouldbewise。

Heandhiswifelunchedwithushereyesterday。TheyhavebeenabroadinHavana4months,andtheysailedforEnglandthismorning。

Iamenclosinganorderforhalfofmy(your)Foundersshares。Youarenottorefusethemthistime,thoughyouhavedoneittwicebefore。Theyareyours,notmine,andforyourfamily”ssakeifnotyourownyoucannotinthesecloudydaysrenouncethispropertywhichissoclearlyyoursandtheirs。Youhavebeengenerouslongenough;bejust,nowtoyourself。Mr。Rogersisoffyachtingfor5or6weeks——I”llgetthemwhenhereturns。TheheadofthehousejoinsmeinwarmestgreetingsandremembrancestoyouandMrs。MacAlister。

Everyours,Mark。

May8。GreatScott!Inevermailedthisletter!Iaddressedit,put“Registered“onit——thenleftitlyingunsealedonthearmofmychair,andrusheduptomybedquakingwithachill。I”veneverbeenoutofthebedsince——oh,bronchitis,rheumatism,twosetsofteethaching,land,I”vehadadandytimefor4weeks。Andto-day——greatguns,oneoftheveryworst!……

I”mdevilishsorry,andIdoapologise——foralthoughIamnotasslowasyouareaboutansweringletters,asarule,IseewhereI”mstandingthistime。

TwoweeksagoJeanwastakendownagain——thistimewithmeasles,andI

haven”tbeenabletogotoherandshehasn”tbeenabletocometome。

ButMrs。Clemensismakingniceprogress,andcanstandaloneamomentortwoatatime。

NowI”llpostthis。

MARK

Thetwolettersthatfollow,thoughwrittenonlyafewdaysapart,wereseparatedintheirarrivalbyaperiodofsevenyears。Thesecondletterwas,insomeway,mislaidandnotmailed;anditwasnotuntilafterthewriterofitwasdeadthatitwasfoundandforwarded。

MarkTwaincouldnevergetupmuchenthusiasmforthewritingsofScott。HispraiseofQuentinDurwardisabouttheonlyapprovalheeveraccordedtotheworksofthegreatromanticist。

ToBranderMatthews,inNewYork:

NEWYORKCITY,May4,”03。

DEARBRANDER,——Ihaven”tbeenoutofmybedforfourweeks,but——well,I

havebeenreading,agooddeal,anditoccurstometoaskyoutositdown,sometimeorotherwhenyouhave8or9monthstospare,andjotmedownacertainfewliteraryparticularsformyhelpandelevation。Yourtimeneednotbethrownaway,foratyourfurtherleisureyoucanmakeColombianlecturesoutoftheresultsanddoyourstudentsagoodturn。

1。ArethereinSirWalter”snovelspassagesdoneingoodEnglish——

Englishwhichisneitherslovenlyorinvolved?

2。AretherepassageswhoseEnglishisnotpoorandthinandcommonplace,butisofaqualityabovethat?

3。Aretherepassageswhichburnwithrealfire——notpunk,fox-fire,makebelieve?

4。Hasheheroesandheroineswhoarenotcadsandcadesses?

5。Hashepersonageswhoseactsandtalkcorrespondwiththeircharactersasdescribedbyhim?

6。Hasheheroesandheroineswhomthereaderadmires,admires,andknowswhy?

7。Hashefunnycharactersthatarefunny,andhumorouspassagesthatarehumorous?

8。Doesheeverchainthereader”sinterest,andmakehimreluctanttolaythebookdown?

9。Aretherepageswhereheceasesfromposing,ceasesfromadmiringtheplacidfloodandflowofhisowndilutions,ceasesfrombeingartificial,andisforatime,longorshort,recognizablysincereandinearnest?

10。DidheknowhowtowriteEnglish,anddidn”tdoitbecausehedidn”twantto?

11。Didheusetherightwordonlywhenhecouldn”tthinkofanotherone,ordidherunsomuchtowrongbecausehedidn”tknowtherightonewhenhesawit?

13。Canyoureadhim?andkeepyourrespectforhim?Ofcourseapersoncouldinhisday——aneraofsentimentalityandsloppyromantics——

butland!canabodydoittoday?

Brander,Ilieheredying,slowlydying,undertheblightofSirWalter。

IhavereadthefirstvolumeofRobRoy,andasfaraschapterXIXofGuyMannering,andIcannolongerholdmyheadupnortakemynourishment。

Lord,it”sallsojuvenile!soartificial,soshoddy;andsuchwaxfiguresandskeletonsandspectres。Interest?Why,itisimpossibletofeelaninterestinthesebloodlessshams,thesemilk-and-waterhumbugs。

Andoh,thepovertyoftheinvention!Notpovertyininventingsituations,butpovertyinfurnishingreasonsforthem。SirWalterusuallygiveshimselfawaywhenhearrangesforasituation——elaborates,andelaborates,andelaborates,tillifyoulivetogettoityoudon”tbelieveinitwhenithappens。

Ican”tfindtherestofRobRoy,Ican”tstandanymoreMannering——Idonotknowjustwhattodo,butIwillreflect,andnotquitthisgreatstudyrashly。Hewasgreat,inhisday,andtohisproperaudience;andsowasGodinJewishtimes,forthatmatter,butwhyshouldeitherofthemrankhighnow?Anddothey?——honest,now,dothey?Dam”difI

believeit。

My,IwishIcouldseeyouandLeighHunt!

`SincerelyYoursS。L。CLEMENS。

ToBranderMatthews,inNewYork:

RIVERDALE,May8”03(MailedJune,1910)。

DEARBRANDER,——I”mstillinbed,butthedayshavelosttheirdulnesssinceIbrokeintoSirWalterandlostmytemper。IfinishedGuyMannering——thatcurious,curiousbook,withitsmobofsqualidshadowsjabberingaroundasingleflesh-and-bloodbeing——Dinmont;abookcrazilyputtogetheroutoftheveryrefuseoftheromance-artist”sstageproperties——finisheditandtookupQuentinDurward,andfinishedthat。

Itwaslikeleavingthedeadtominglewiththeliving:itwaslikewithdrawingfromtheinfantclassintheCollegeofjournalismtositunderthelecturesinEnglishliteratureinColumbiaUniversity。

IwonderwhowroteQuentinDurward?

YrseverMARK。

In1903,preparationsweregoingonforagreatworld”sfair,tobeheldinSt。Louis,andamongotherfeaturesproposedwasaWorld”sLiteraryConvention,withaweektobesetapartinhonorofMarkTwain,andaspecialMarkTwainDayinit,onwhichtheNationalAssociationwouldholdgrandservicesinhonorofthedistinguishedMissourian。Aletteraskinghisconsenttotheplanbroughtthefollowingreply。

ToT。F。Gatts,ofMissouri:

NEWYORK,May30,1903。

DEARMR。GATTS,——ItisindeedahighcomplimentwhichyouoffermeinnaminganassociationaftermeandinproposingthesettingapartofaMarkTwaindayatthegreatSt。Louisfair,butsuchcomplimentsarenotproperfortheliving;theyareproperandsafeforthedeadonly。I

valuetheimpulsewhichmovesyoutotendermethesehonors。Ivalueitashighlyasanyonecan,andamgratefulforit,butIshouldstandinasortofterrorofthehonorsthemselves。Solongasweremainalivewearenotsafefromdoingthingswhich,howeverrighteouslyandhonorablyintended,canwreckourreputeandextinguishourfriendships。

IhopethatnosocietywillbenamedformewhileIamstillalive,forI

mightatsometimeorotherdosomethingwhichwouldcauseitsmemberstoregrethavingdonemethathonor。AfterIshallhavejoinedthedeadI

shallfollowthecustomsofthosepeopleandbeguiltyofnoconductthatcanwoundanyfriend;butuntilthattimeshallcomeIshallbeadoubtfulquantityliketherestofourrace。

Verytrulyyours,S。L。CLEMENS。

TheNationalMarkTwainAssociationdidnotsurrendereasily。Mr。

Gattswroteasecondletterfullofurgentappeal。IfMarkTwainwastempted,wegetnohintofitinhisanswer。

ToT。F。Gatts,ofMissouri:

NEWYORK,June8,1903。

DEARMR。GATTS,——WhileIamdeeplytouchedbythedesireofmyfriendsofHannibaltoconferthesegreathonorsuponme,Imuststillforbeartoacceptthem。Spontaneousandunpremeditatedhonors,likethosewhichcametomeatHannibal,Columbia,St。Louisandatthevillagestationsalldowntheline,arebeyondallpriceandareatreasureforlifeinthememory,fortheyareafreegiftoutoftheheartandtheycomewithoutsolicitations;butIamaMissourianandsoIshrinkfromdistinctionswhichhavetobearrangedbeforehandandwithmyprivity,forIthenbecameapartytomyownexalting。Iamhumanlyfondofhonorsthathappenbutcharyofthosethatcomebycanvassandintention。

Withsincerethankstoyouandyourassociatesforthishighcomplimentwhichyouhavebeenmindedtoofferme,Iam,Verytrulyyours,S。L。CLEMENS。

WehaveseeninthelettertoMacAlisterthatMarkTwain”swifehadbeenorderedtoItalyandplanswereinprogressforanestablishmentthere。BytheendofJuneMrs。ClemenswasabletoleaveRiverdale,andshemadethejourneytoQuarryFarm,Elmira,wheretheywouldremainuntilOctober,themonthplannedfortheirsailing。ThehouseinHartfordhadbeensold;andahousewhich,priortoMrs。Clemens”sbreakdowntheyhadboughtnearTarrytown(expectingtosettlepermanentlyontheHudson)hadbeenlet。TheyweregoingtoEuropeforanotherindefiniteperiod。

AtQuarryFarmMrs。Clemenscontinuedtoimprove,andClemens,oncemoreabletowork,occupiedthestudywhichMrs。Cranehadbuiltforhimthirtyyearsbefore,andwhereTomSawyerandHuckFinnandtheWanderingPrincehadbeencalledintobeing。

ToRev。J。H。Twichell,inHartford,Conn。:

QUARRYFARM,ELMIRA,N。Y。,July21,”03。

DEARJOE,——Thatlove-letterdelightedLivybeyondanylikeutterancereceivedbyherthesethirtyyearsandmore。Iwasgoingtoansweritforherrightaway,andsaidso;butshereservedtheprivilegetoherself。IjudgesheisaccumulatingHotStuff——asGeorgeAdewouldsay……

Livyiscomingalong:eatswell,sleepssome,ismostlyverygay,notveryoftendepressed;spendsalldayontheporch,sleepsthereapartofthenight,makesexcursionsincarriageandinwheel-chair;and,inthematterofsuperintendingeverythingandeverybody,hasresumedbusinessattheoldstand。

Didyouevergohouse-hunting3,000milesaway?Itcoststhreemonthsofwritingandtelegraphingtopulloffasuccess。Wefinished3or4daysago,andtooktheVillaPapiniano(damthename,Ihavetolookatitaminutesafterwritingit,andthenamalwaysindoubt)forayearbycable。ThreemilesoutsideofFlorence,underFiesole——adarlinglocation,andapparentlyachoicehouse,nearFiske。

There”s7inourgang。Allwomenbutme。Itmeanstrunksandthings。

Butthanksbe!To-day(thisisprivate)comesamosthandsomevoluntarydocumentwithsealsandescutcheonsonitfromtheItalianAmbassador(whoisastrangertome)commandingtheCustomspeopletokeeptheirhandsofftheClemens”sthings。Nowwasn”titlovelyofhim?Andwasn”titlovelyofmetoletLivytakeapencilandeditmyanswerandknockagoodthirdofitout?

Andthat”saniceship——theIrene!new——swift——13,000tons——roomsupinthesky,opentosunandair——andallthat。IwasdesperatelytroubledforLivy——aboutthedown-cellarcellsintheancient“Latin。”

ThecubsareinRiverdale,yet;theycometousthefirstweekinAugust。

Withlotsandlotsoflovetoyouall,MARK。

ThearrangementfortheVillaPapinianowasnotcompleted,afterall,andthroughagoodfriend,GeorgeGregorySmith,aresidentofFlorence,theVillaQuarto,anancienthomeofroyalty,onthehillswestofFlorence,wasengaged。Smithwrotethatitwasaverybeautifulplacewithasouth-easternexposure,lookingouttowardValombrosaandtheChiantiHills。Ithadextensivegroundsandstables,andtheannualrentalforitallwastwothousanddollarsayear。Itseemedanidealplace,inprospect,andtherewasgreathopethatMrs。ClemenswouldfindherhealthoncemoreintheItalianclimatewhichsheloved。

Perhapsatthispoint,whenMarkTwainisoncemoreleavingAmerica,wemayoffertwolettersfromstrangerstohim——lettersofappreciation——suchashewasconstantlyreceivingfromthoseamongthethousandstowhomhehadgivenhappiness。ThefirstisfromSamuelMerwin,onedaytobecomeapopularnovelist,theninthehourofhisbeginnings。

ToMarkTwain,fromSamuelMerwin:

PLAINFIELD,N。J。

August4,1903。

DEARMR。CLEMENS,——ForagoodmanyyearsIhavebeenstrugglingwiththetemptationtowriteyouandthankyoufortheworkyouhavedone;andto-

dayIseemtobeyielding。

DuringthepasttwoyearsIhavebeenreadingthroughagroupofwriterswhoseemtometorepresentaboutthebestwehave——SirThomasMalory,Spenser,Shakespeare,Boswell,Carlyle,LeSage。Inthinkingoveroneandthenanother,andthenallofthemtogether,itwasplaintoseewhytheyweregreatmenandwriters:eachbroughttohistimesomenewblood,newideas,——turnedanewcurrentintothestream。Isupposetherehavealwaysbeenthecareful,painstakingwriters,themenwhoarealwaystakensoseriouslybytheirfellowcraftsmen。Itseemstobetheunconventionalmanwhoissorare——Imeanthehonestlyunconventionalman,whohastoexpresshimselfinhisownbigwaybecausetheconventionalwayisn”tbigenough,becauseneneedsroomandfreedom。

Wehaveagroupofthemoreorlessconventionalmennow——menofdignityandliteraryposition。Butinspiteoftheirinfluenceandofalltheworktheyhavedone,thereisn”toneofthemtowhomonecangiveone”sselfupwithoutreservation,notonewhoseideasseembasedonthedeepfoundationofalltruephilosophy,——exceptMarkTwain。

Ihopethisletterisnotanimpertinence。Ihavejustbeenturningabout,withmyheadfullofSpenserandShakespeareand“GilBlas,“

lookingforsomethinginourownpresentdayliteraturetowhichIcouldsurrendermyselfastothosefivegrippingoldwritings。AndnothingcouldIfinduntilItookup“LifeontheMississippi,“and“HuckleberryFinn,“and,justnow,the“ConnecticutYankee。”Itisn”tthefirsttimeIhavereadanyofthesethree,andit”sbecauseIknowitwon”tbethelast,becausethesebooksaretheonlyoneswritteninmylifetimethatclaimmyunreservedinterestandadmirationand,aboveall,myfeelings,thatI”vefeltIhadtowritethisletter。

Iliketothinkthat“TomSawyer“and“HuckleberryFinn“willbelookedupon,fiftyorahundredyearsfromnow,asthepictureofbuoyant,dramatic,humanAmericanlife。Ifeel,deepinmyownheart,prettysurethattheywillbe。Theywon”tbelookedonthenastheworkofa“humorist“anymorethanwethinkofShakespeareasahumoristnow。

Idon”tmeanbythistosetupacomparisonbetweenMarkTwainandShakespeare:Idon”tfeelcompetenttodoit;andI”mnotatallsurethatitcouldbedoneuntilMarkTwain”sworkshallhaveitsfairshareofhistoricalperspective。ButShakespearewasahumoristandso,thankHeaven!isMarkTwain。AndShakespeareplungeddeepintothedeep,sadthingsoflife;andso,inadifferentway(butinawaythathasmorethanoncebroughttearstomyeyes)hasMarkTwain。Butafterall,itisn”tbecauseofanyresemblanceforanythingthatwaseverbeforewrittenthatMarkTwain”sbooksstrikeinsodeep:it”sratherbecausethey”vebroughtsomethingreallynewintoourliterature——new,yetoldasAdamandEveandtheApple。Andthisachievement,theachievementofputtingsomethingintoliteraturethatwasnottherebefore,is,Ishouldthink,themostthatanywritercaneverhopetodo。Itistheonemarkofdistinctionbetweenthe“lonesome“littlegroupofbigmenandthevastherdofmediumandsmallones。Anyhow,thismuchIamsureof——totheyoungmanwhohopes,howeverfeebly,toaccomplishalittlesomething,someday,asawriter,theoneinspiringexampleofourtimeisMarkTwain。

Verytrulyyours,SAMUELMERWIN。

MarkTwainoncesaidhecouldliveamonthonagoodcompliment,andfromhisreply,wemaybelievethisonetobelongin,thatclass。

ToSamuelMerwin,inPlainfield,N。J。:

Aug。16,”03。

DEARMR。MERWIN,——Whatyouhavesaidhasgivenmedeeppleasure——indeedI

thinknowordscouldbesaidthatcouldgivememore。

Verysincerelyyours,S。L。CLEMENS。

Thenext“compliment“isfromonewhoremainsunknown,forshefailedtosignhernameinfull。Butitisalovelyletter,andlosesnothingbythefactthatthewriterofitwaswillingtoremaininobscurity。

ToMarkTwain,fromMargaretM——:

PORTLAND,OREGON

Aug。18,1903。

MYDEAR,DEARMARKTWAIN,——Mayalittlegirlwriteandtellyouhowdearlyshelovesandadmiresyourwritings?Well,IdoandIwanttotellyouyourownself。Don”tthinkmetooimpertinentforindeedIdon”tmeantobethat!IhavereadeverythingofyoursthatIcouldgetandpartsthattouchmeIhavereadoverandoveragain。Theyseemsuchdearfriendstome,solikereallivehumanbeingstalkingandlaughing,workingandsufferingtoo!Onecannotbutfeelthatitisyourownlifeandexperiencethatyouhavepainted。Sodonotwonderthatyouseemadearfriendtomewhohasneverevenseenyou。Ioftenthinkofyouassuchinmyownthoughts。IwonderifyouwilllaughwhenItellyouI

havemadeaheroofyou?Forwhenpeopleseemverysordidandmeanandstupid(anditseemsasifeverybodywas)thenthethoughtwillcomelikealittlecrumbofcomfort“well,MarkTwainisn”tanyway。”Anditdoesreallybrightenmeup。

YouseeIhavegottenanideathatyouareagreat,brightspiritofkindnessandtenderness。Onewhocantwisteverybody”s-evenyourown-

faultsandabsurditiesintoheartylaughs。Eventhepersonmockedmustlaugh!Oh,Dear!Howoftenyouhavemademelaugh!AndyetasoftenyouhavestrucksomethinginfiniteawaydowndeepinmyheartsothatI

wanttocrywhilehalflaughing!

SothisallmeansthatIwanttothankyouandtotellyou。“GodalwaysloveMarkTwain!“isoftenmywish。Idearlylovetoreadbooks,andI

nevertireofreadingyours;theyalwayshaveacharmforme。Good-bye,IamafraidIhavenotexpressedwhatIfeel。ButatleastIhavetried。

Sincerelyyours。

MARGARETM——

ClemensandfamilyleftElmiraOctoberthe5thforNewYorkCity。

TheyremainedattheHotelGrosvenoruntiltheirsailingdate,October24th。Afewdaysearlier,Mr。FrankDoubledaysentavolumeofKipling”spoemsanddeBlowitz”sMemoirsforentertainmentontheship。MarkTwain”sacknowledgmentfollows。

ToF。N。Doubleday,inNewYork:

THEGROSVENOR,October12,”03。

DEARDOUBLEDAY,——Thebookscame——eversomanythanks。Ihavebeenreading“TheBellBuoy“and“TheOldMen“overandoveragain——mycustomwithKipling”swork-andsavinguptherestforotherleisurelyandluxuriousmeals。Abell-buoyisadeeplyimpressivefellow-being。InthesemanyrecenttripsupanddowntheSoundintheKanawha——

[Mr。Rogers”syacht。]——hehastalkedtomenightly,sometimesinhispatheticandmelancholyway,sometimeswithhisstrenuousandurgentnote,andIgothismeaning——nowIhavehiswords!NoonebutKiplingcoulddothisstrongandvividthing。SomedayIhopetohearthepoemchantedorsung——withthebell-buoybreakingin,outofthedistance。

“TheOldMen,“delicious,isn”tit?Andsocomicallytrue。Ihaven”tarrivedthereyet,butIsupposeIamontheway……

Yoursever,MARK。

P。S。Yourletterhasarrived。Itmakesmeproudandglad——whatKiplingsays。IhopeFatewillfetchhimtoFlorencewhilewearethere。

Iwouldratherseehimthananyotherman。

We”velettheTarrytownhouseforayear。Man,youwouldneverhavebelievedapersoncouldletahouseinthesetimes。Thatone”sforsale,theHartfordoneissold。Whenwebuyagainmaywe——mayI——bedamned……

I”vedippedintoBlowitzandfindhimquaintlyandcuriouslyinteresting。

Ithinkhetellsthestraighttruth,too。Iknewhimalittle,23yearsago。

TheappreciativewordwhichKiplinghadsentDoubledaywas:“IlovetothinkofthegreatandGod-likeClemens。Heisthebiggestmanyouhaveonyoursideofthewaterbyadamnsight,anddon”tyouforgetit。Cervanteswasarelationofhis。”

XLIII

LETTERSOF1904。TOVARIOUSPERSONS。LIFEINVILLAQUARTO。DEATHOF

MRS。CLEMENS。THERETURNTOAMERICA

Mrs。ClemensstoodthevoyagetoItalyverywelland,induetime,thefamilywereinstalledintheVillaRealediQuarto,thepicturesqueoldPalaceofCosimo,aspacious,luxuriousplace,evenifnotentirelycheerfuloralwayscomfortableduringthechangeableTuscanwinter。

CongratulatedinaletterfromMacAlisterinbeinginthemidstofFlorentinesunshine,heanswered:“Florentinesunshine?Blessyou,thereisn”tany。Wehaveheavyfogseverymorning,andrainallday。Thishouseisnotmerelylarge,itisvast——thereforeIthinkitmustalwayslackthehomefeeling。”

Neitherwastheirlandlady,theAmericanwifeofanItaliancount,allthatcouldbedesired。FromalettertoTwichell,however,welearnthatMarkTwain”sworkwasprogressingwell。

ToRev。J。H。Twichell,inHartford:

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,Jan。7,”04。

DEARJOE,……Ihavehadahandsomesuccess,inoneway,here。

IleftNewYorkunderasortofhalfpromisetofurnishtotheHarpermagazines30,000wordsthisyear。Magaziningisdifficultworkbecauseeverythirdpagerepresents2pagesthatyouhaveputinthefire;

(becauseyouarenearlysuretostartwrongtwice)andsowhenyouhavefinishedanarticleandarewillingtoletitgotoprintitrepresentsonly10centsawordinsteadof30。

ButthistimeIhadthecurious(andunprecedented)lucktostartrightineachcase。Iturnedout37,000wordsin25workingdays;andthereasonIthinkIstartedrighteverytimeis,thatnotonlyhaveI

approvedandacceptedtheseveralarticles,butthecourtoflastresort(Livy)hasdonethesame。

Onmanyofthebetween-daysIdidsomework,butonlyofanidleandnotnecessarilynecessarysort,sinceitwillnotseeprintuntilIamdead。

Ishallcontinuethis(anhourperday)buttherestoftheyearIexpecttoputinonacoupleoflongbooks(half-completedones。)Nomoremagazine-workhangingovermyhead。

Thissecludedandsilentsolitudethisclean,softairandthisenchantingviewofFlorence,thegreatvalleyandthesnow-mountainsthatframeitaretherightconditionsforwork。Theyareapersistentinspiration。To-dayisverylovely;whentheafternoonarrivestherewillbeanewpictureeveryhourtilldark,andeachofthemdivine——orprogressingfromdivinetodivineranddivinest。Onthis(second)floorClara”sroomcommandsthefinest;shekeepsawindowtenfeethighwideopenallthetimeandframesitin。Igoinfromtimetotime,everydayandtradesassforalook。Thecentraldetailisadistantandstatelysnow-humpthatrisesaboveandbehindblackforestedhills,anditsslopingvastbuttresses,velvetyandsun-polishedwithpurpleshadowsbetween,makethesortofpictureweknewthattimewewalkedinSwitzerlandinthedaysofouryouth。

IwishIcouldshowyourlettertoLivy——butshemustwaitaweekorsoforit。IthinkItoldyoushehadaprostratingweekoftonsilitisamonthago;shehasremainedveryfeebleeversince,andconfinedtothebedofcourse,butweallowourselvestobelieveshewillregainthelostgroundinanothermonth。HerphysicianisProfessorGrocco——shecouldnothaveabetter。Andshehasaverygoodtrainednurse。

Lovetoallofyoufromallofus。AndtoallofourdearHartfordfriends。

MARK

P。S。3dayslater。

Livyisasremarkableasever。ThedayIwroteyou——thatnight,Imean——

shehadabitterattackofgoutorrheumatismoccupyingthewholeleftarmfromshouldertofingers,accompaniedbyfever。Thepainsrackedher50or6ohours;theyhavedeparted,now——andalreadysheisplanningatriptoEgyptnextfall,andawinter”ssojournthere!Thisislifeinheryet。

YouwillbesurprisedthatIwaswillingtodosomuchmagazine-writing——

athingIhavealwaysbeencharyabout——butIhadgoodreasons。Ourexpenseshavebeensoprodigiousforayearandahalf,andarestillsoprodigious,thatLivywasworryingaltogethertoomuchaboutthem,anddoingaverydangerousamountoflyingawakeontheiraccount。Itwasnecessarytostopthat,anditisnowstopped。

Yes,sheisremarkable,Joe。Herrheumaticattacksetmetocursingandswearing,withoutlimitastotimeorenergy,butitmerelyconcentratedherpatienceandherunconquerablefortitude。Itisthedifferencebetweenus。Ican”tcountthedifferentkindsofailmentswhichhaveassaultedherinthisfiendishyearandahalf——andIforgivenoneofthem——buthereshecomesupagainasbrightandfreshandenterprisingasever,andgoestoplanningaboutEgypt,withahopeandaconfidencewhicharetomeamazing。

Claraiscallingforme——wehavetogointotownandpaycalls。

MARK。

InFlorence,thatwinter,Clemensbegandictatingtohissecretarysomeautobiographicalchapters。Thiswastheworkwhichwas“nottoseeprintuntilIamdead。”Hefounditapleasant,lazyoccupationandwrotehisdelightinittoHowellsinaletterwhichseemsnottohavesurvived。Inhisreply,Howellswrote:“YoudostirmemightilywiththehopeofdictatingandIwilltryitwhenIgetthechance。Butthereisthetempermentaldifference。Youaredramaticandunconscious;youcountthethingmorethanyourself;Iamcursedwithconsciousnesstothecore,andcan”tsaymyselfout;Iamalwayssayingmyselfin,andsettingmyselfaboveallthatIsay,asofmoreworth。LatelyIhavefeltasifIwererottingwithegotism。Idon”tadmiremyself;Iamsickofmyself;butIcan”tthinkofanythingelse。HereIamatitnow,whenIoughttoberejoicingwithyouattheblessingyouhavefound……I”dlike,immensely,toreadyourautobiography。Youalwaysratherbewilderedmebyyourveracity,andIfancyyoumaytellthetruthaboutyourself。Butallofit?Theblacktruthwhichweallknowofourselvesinourhearts,oronlythewhity-browntruthofthepericardium,orthenice,whitenedtruthoftheshirtfront?Evenyouwon”ttelltheblackheart”s——truth。Themanwhocoulddoitwouldbefamedtothelastdaythesunshoneupon。”

WegatherfromMarkTwain”sanswerthathewasnotdeceivinghimselfinthematterofhisconfessions。

ToW。D。Howells,inNewYork:

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,March14,”04。

DEARHOWELLS,——Yes,Isetupthesafeguards,inthefirstday”sdictating;takingthisposition:thatanautobiographyisthetruestofallbooks;forwhileitinevitablyconsistsmainlyofextinctionsofthetruth,shirkingsofthetruth,partialrevealmentsofthetruth,withhardlyaninstanceofplainstraighttruth,theremorselesstruthisthere,betweenthelines,wheretheauthorisrakingdustuponit,theresultbeingthatthereaderknowstheauthorinspiteofhiswilydiligences。

ThesummerinEngland!youcan”taskbetterluckthanthat。ThenyouwillrunovertoFlorence;weshallallbehungrytoseeyou-all。Wearehuntingforanothervilla,(thisoneisplentylargeenoughbuthasnoroominit)butevenifwefinditIamafraiditwillbemonthsbeforewecanmoveMrs。Clemens。Ofcourseitwill。Butitcomfortsustoletonthatwethinkotherwise,andthesepretensionshelptokeephopealiveinher。

Good-bye,withlove,Amen。

YourseverMARK。

NewscameofthedeathofHenryM。Stanley,oneofMarkTwain”soldestfriends。ClemensoncesaidthathehadmetStanleyinSt。

Louiswherehe(Clemens)haddeliveredalecturewhichStanleyhadreported。Inthefollowingletterhefixesthedateoftheirmeetingasearlyin1867,whichwouldbeimmediatelyafterMarkTwain”sreturnfromCalifornia,andjustpriortotheQuakerCityexcursion——afactwhichisinterestingonlybecauseitplacesthetwomentogetherwheneachwasattheverybeginningofagreatcareer。

ToLadyStanley,inEngland:

VILLADIQUARTO,FIRENZE,May11,”04。

DEARLADYSTANLEY,——Ihavelostadearandhonoredfriend——howfasttheyfallaboutmenow,inmyage!Theworldhaslostatriedandprovedhero。Andyou——whathaveyoulost?Itisbeyondestimate——wewhoknowyou,andwhathewastoyou,knowthat。Howfarhestretchesacrossmylife!Iknewhimwhenhisworkwasallbeforehimfiveyearsbeforethegreatdaythathewrotehisnamefar-awayupontheblueoftheskyfortheworldtoseeandapplaudandremember;Ihaveknownhimasfriendandintimateeversince。Itis37years。Ihaveknownnootherfriendandintimatesolong,exceptJohnHay——afriendshipwhichdatesfromthesameyearandthesamehalfofit,thefirsthalfof1867。Igrievewithyouandwithyourfamily,dearLadyStanley,itisallIcando;butthatI

dooutofmyheart。Itwouldbewe,insteadofI,ifMrs。Clemensknew,butinallthese20monthsthatshehaslainaprisonerinherbedwehavehiddenfromherallthingsthatcouldsaddenher。Manyafriendisgonewhomshestillasksaboutandstillthinksisliving。

IndeepestsympathyIbegtheprivilegeofsigningmyselfYourfriend,S。L。CLEMENS。

ToRev。J。H。Twichell,inHartford:

VILLADIQUARTO,May11,”04

DEARJOE,——Yourshasthismomentarrived——justasIwasfinishinganotetopoorLadyStanley。Ibelievethelastcountry-housevisitwepaidinEnglandwastoStanley”s。Lord,howmyfriendsandacquaintancesfallaboutmenow,inmygray-headeddays!Vereschagin,Mommsen,Dvorak,Lenbach,Jokai——allsorecently,andnowStanley。IhadknownStanley37

years。Goodness,whoisitIhaven”tknown!Asarulethenecrologiesfindmepersonallyinterested——whentheytreatofoldstagers。Generallywhenamandieswhoisworthcabling,ithappensthatIhaverunacrosshimsomewhere,sometimeorother。

Oh,say!DownbytheLaurentianLibrarythere”samarbleimagethathasbeensittingonitspedestalsome450Years,ifmydatesareright——

CosimoI。I”veseenthebackofitmanyatime,butnotthefront;butyesterdayItwistedmyheadaroundafterwehaddrivenby,andtheprofaneexclamationburstfrommymouthbeforeIcouldthink:“there”sChaunceyDepew!“

Imeantogetaphotoofit——anduseitifitconfirmsyesterday”sconviction。That”saverynicewordfromtheCatholicMagazineandIamgladyousentit。Imeantoshowittomypriest——weareveryfondofhim。Heisastealingman,andisalsolearnedlyscientific。Heinventedthethingwhichrecordstheseismaticdisturbances,forthepeoplesoftheearth。Andhe”sanastronomerandhasanobservatoryofhisown。

Ah,many”sthecryIhave,overreflectingthatmaybewecouldhavehadYoungHarmonyforLivy,anddidn”thavewitenoughtothinkofit。

SpeakingofLivyremindsmethatyourinquiryarrivesatagoodtime(unberufen)Ithasbeenweeks(Idon”tknowhowmany!)sincewecouldhavesaidahopefulword,butthismorningKatycametheminutetheday-

nursecameonwatchandsaidwordsofastrangeandlong-forgottensound:

“Mr。Clemens,Mrs。Clemensisreallyandtrulybetter!——anybodycanseeit;sheseesitherself;andlastnightat9o”clockshesaidit。”

There——itisheart-warming,itissplendid,itissublime;letusenjoyit,letusmakethemostofittoday——andbetnotafarthingontomorrow。

Thetomorrowshavenothingforus。Toomanytimestheyhavebreathedthewordofpromisetoourearandbrokenittoourhope。Wetakenotomorrow”swordanymore。

You”vedoneawonder,Joe:you”vewrittenaletterthatcanbesentintoLivy——thatdoesn”toftenhappen,wheneitherafriendorastrangerwrites。YoudidwhirlinaP。S。thatwouldn”tdo,butyouwroteitonamarginofapageinsuchawaythatIwasabletoclipoffthemarginclearacrossbothpages,andnowLivywon”tperceivethatthesheetisn”tthesamesizeitusedtowas。ItwasaboutAldrich”sson,andIcamenearforgettingtoremoveit。Itshouldhavebeenwrittenonaloosestripandenclosed。Thatsondiedonthe5thofMarchandAldrichwrotemeonthenightbeforethathisminuteswerenumbered。Onthe18thLivyaskedafterthatpatient,andIwasprepared,andabletogiveheragratefulsurprisebytellingher“theAldrichesarenolongeruneasyabouthim。”

IdowishIcouldhavebeenpresentandheardCharleyClark。Whenhecan”tlightupadarkplacenobodycan。

Withlotsoflovetoyouall。

MARK。

Mrs。Clemenshadherbaddaysandhergooddays-dayswhenthereseemednorayoflight,andothersthatseemedalmosttopromiserecovery。TheforegoinglettertoTwichell,andtheonewhichfollows,toRichardWatsonGilder,reflectthehopeandfearthatdailyandhourlyalternatedatVillaQuartoToRichardWatsonGilder,inNewYork:

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,May12,”04。

DEARGILDER,——Afriendofours(theBaronessdeNolda)washerethisafternoonandwantedanoteofintroductiontotheCentury,forshehassomethingtoselltoyouincaseyou”llwanttomakeheranofferafterseeingasampleofthegoods。Isaid“Withpleasure:getthegoodsready,sendthesametome,IwillhaveJeantype-writethem,thenIwillmailthemtotheCenturyandtonightIwillwritethenotetoMr。Gilderandstartitalong。Alsowritemealetterembodyingwhatyouhavebeensayingtomeaboutthegoodsandyourproposedplanofarrangingandexplainingthem,andIwillforwardthattoGildertoo。”

AstotheBaroness。SheisaGerman;30yearsold;wasmarriedat17;isverypretty-indeedImightsayverypretty;hasalotofsons(5)runningupfromsevento12yearsold。HerhusbandisaRussian。TheylivehalfthetimeinRussiaandtheotherhalfinFlorence,andsupplypopulationalternatelytotheonecountryandthentotheother。Ofcourseitisafamilythatspeakslanguages。Thisoccursattheirtable——Iknowitbyexperience:ItisBabelcomeagain。Theotherday,whennoguestswerepresenttokeeporder,thetribeswerealltalkingatonce,and6

languageswerebeingtradedin;atlastthelittlestboylosthistemperandscreamedoutatthetopofhisvoice,withangrysobs:“Mais,vraiment,iononcapiscogarnichts。”

TheBaronessisalittleafraidofherEnglish,thereforeshewillwriteherremarksinFrench——Isaidthere”saplentyoftranslatorsinNewYork。Examinehersamplesanddropheraline。

Fortwoentiredays,now,wehavenotbeenanxiousaboutMrs。Clemens(unberufen)。After20monthsofbed-riddensolitudeandbodilymiserysheallofasuddenceasestobeapallidshrunkenshadow,andlooksbrightandyoungandpretty。Sheremainswhatshealwayswas,themostwonderfulcreatureoffortitude,patience,enduranceandrecuperativepowerthateverwas。Butah,dear,itwon”tlast;thisfiendishmaladywillplaynewtreacheriesuponher,andIshallgobacktomyprayersagain——unutterablefromanypulpit!

Withlovetoyouandyours,S。L。C。

May1310A。M。Ihavejustpaidoneofmypairofpermitted2minutesvisitsperdaytothesickroom。AndfoundwhatIhavelearnedtoexpect——retrogression,andthatpatheticsomethingintheeyewhichbetraysthesecretofawaninghope。

TheyearoftheWorld”sFairhadcome,andaninvitationfromGov。

Francis,ofMissouri,cametoMarkTwaininFlorence,personallyinvitinghimtoattendthegreatcelebrationandcarryofffirstprize。WemaybelievethatClemensfeltlittleinthespiritofhumor,buttosuchaninvitationhemustsendacheerful,evenifdisappointing,answer。

ToGov。Francis,ofMissouri:

VILLADIQUARTO,FIRENZE,May26,1904。

DEARGOVERNORFRANCIS,——IthasbeenadearwishofminetoexhibitmyselfattheGreatFairandgetaprize,butcircumstancesbeyondmycontrolhaveinterfered,andImustremaininFlorence。AlthoughIhavenevertakenprizesanywhereelseIusedtotakethematschoolinMissourihalfacenturyago,andIoughttobeabletorepeat,now,ifIcouldhaveachance。Iusedtogetthemedalforgoodspelling,everyweek,andI

couldhavehadthemedalforgoodconductiftherehadn”tbeensomuchcurruptioninMissouriinthosedays;still,Igotitseveraltimesbytradingmedalsandgivingboot。Iamwillingtogivebootnow,if——

however,thosedaysareforevergonebyinMissouri,andperhapsitisbetterso。Nothingeverstopsthewayitwasinthischangeableworld。

AlthoughIcannotbeattheFair,Iamgoingtoberepresentedthereanyway,byaportrait,byProfessorGelli。Youwillfinditexcellent。

Goodjudgesheresayitisbetterthantheoriginal。Theysayithasallthemeritsoftheoriginalandkeepsstill,besides。Itsoundslikeflattery,butitisjusttrue。

Isupposeyouwillgetaprize,becauseyouhavecreatedthemostprodigiousandinallwaysmostwonderfulFairtheplanethaseverseen。

Verywell,youhaveindeedearnedit:andwithitthegratitudeoftheStateandthenation。

Sincerelyyours,MARKTWAIN

ItwasonlyafewdaysaftertheforegoingwaswrittenthatdeathenteredVillaQuarto——unexpectedlyatlast——forwiththefirstJunedaysMrs。Clemenshadseemedreallytoimprove。ItwasonSunday,June5th,thattheendcame。Clemens,withhisdaughterJean,hadreturnedfromalongdrive,duringwhichtheyhadvisitedaVillawiththethoughtofpurchase。Ontheirreturntheyweretoldthattheirpatienthadbeenbetterthatafternoonthanforthreemonths。

Yetitwasonlyafewhourslaterthatsheleftthem,sosuddenlyandquietlythateventhosenearherdidnotatfirstrealizethatshewasgone。

ToW。D。Howells,inNewYork。

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,June6,”94。[1904]

DEARHOWELLS,——Lastnightat9。20IenteredMrs。Clemens”sroomtosaytheusualgoodnight——andshewasdead——tho”nooneknewit。Shehadbeencheerfullytalking,amomentbefore。Shewassittingupinbed——shehadnotlaindownformonths——andKatieandthenurseweresupportingher。

Theysupposedshehadfainted,andtheywereholdingtheoxygenpipetohermouth,expectingtoreviveher。Ibentoverherandlookedinherface,andIthinkIspoke——Iwassurprisedandtroubledthatshedidnotnoticeme。Thenweunderstood,andourheartsbroke。Howpoorwearetoday!

ButhowthankfulIamthatherpersecutionsareended。IwouldnotcallherbackifIcould。

Today,treasuredinherwornoldTestament,Ifoundadearandgentleletterfromyou,datedFarRockaway,Sept。13,1896,aboutourpoorSusy”sdeath。Iamtiredandold;IwishIwerewithLivy。

Isendmylove-andhers-toyouall。

S。L。C。

InalettertoTwichellhewrote:“Howsweetshewasindeath;howyoung,howbeautiful,howlikeherdear,girlishselfcfthirtyyearsago;notagrayhairshowing。”

ThefamilywasnowwithoutplansforthefutureuntiltheyrememberedthesummerhomeofR。W。Gilder,atTyringham,Massachusetts,andthepossibilityoffindinglodgmentforthemselvesinthatsecludedcornerofNewEngland。Clemenswrotewithoutdelay,asfollows:

ToR。W。Gilder,inNewYork:

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,June7,”04。

DEARGILDERFAMILY,——Ihavebeenworryingandworryingtoknowwhattodo:atlastIwenttothegirlswithanidea:toasktheGilderstogetusshelterneartheirsummerhome。Itwasthefirsttimetheyhavenotshakentheirheads。Soto-morrowIwillcabletoyouandshallhopetobeintime。

An,houragothebestheartthateverbeatformeandminewentsilentoutofthishouse,andIamasonewhowandersandhaslosthisway。Shewhoisgonewasourhead,shewasourhands。Wearenowtryingtomakeplans——we:wewhohavenevermadeaplanbefore,noreverneededto。Ifshecouldspeaktousshewouldmakeitallsimpleandeasywithaword,andourperplexitieswouldvanishaway。Ifshehadknownshewasneartodeathshewouldhavetolduswheretogoandwhattodo:butshewasnotsuspecting,neitherwerewe。(Shehadbeenchattingcheerfullyamomentbefore,andinaninstantshewasgonefromusandwedidnotknowit。

Wewerenotalarmed,wedidnotknowanythinghadhappened。Itwasablesseddeath——shepassedawaywithoutknowingit。)Shewasallourrichesandsheisgone:shewasourbreath,shewasourlifeandnowwearenothing。

Wesendyouourlove——andwithittheloveofyouthatwasinherheartwhenshedied。

S。L。CLEMENS。

Howellswrotehiswordsofsympathy,adding:“Thecharacterwhichnowremainsamemorywasoneofthemostperfecteverformedontheearth,“andagain,afterhavingreceivedClemens”sletter:“Icannotspeakofyourwife”shavingkeptthatletterofminewhereshedid。

Youknowhowitmusthumiliateamaninhisunworthinesstohaveanythingofhissoconsecrated。Shehallowedwhatshetouched,farbeyondpriests。”

ToW。D。Howells,inNewYork:

VILLADIQUARTO,”04。

June12,6p。m。

DEARHOWELLS,——Wehavetositandholdourhandsandwait——inthesilenceandsolitudeofthisprodigioushouse;waituntilJune25,thenwegotoNaplesandsailinthePrinceOscarthe26th。Thereisaship12daysearlier(butwecameinthatone。)IseeClaratwiceaday——morningandevening——greeting——nothingmoreisallowed。Shekeepsherbed,andsaysnothing。Shehasnotcriedyet。Iwishshecouldcry。ItwouldbreakLivy”shearttoseeClara。Weexcuseourselvesfromallthefriendsthatcall——thoughofcourseonlyintimatescome。Intimates——buttheyarenottheoldoldfriends,thefriendsoftheold,oldtimeswhenwelaughed。

Shallweeverlaughagain?IfIcouldonlyseeadogthatIknewintheoldtimes!andcouldputmyarmsaroundhisneckandtellhimall,everything,andeasemyheart。

Think-in3hoursitwillbeaweek!——andsoonamonth;andbyandbyayear。Howfastourdeadflyfromus。

Shelovedyouso,andwasalwaysaspleasedasachildwithanynoticeyoutookofher。

Soonyourwifewillbewithyou,ohfortunateman!AndJohn,whomminewassofondof。Thesightofhimwassuchadelighttoher。Lord,theoldfriends,howdeartheyare。

S。L。C。

ToRev。J。R。Twichell,inHartford:

VILLADIQUARTO,FLORENCE,June18,”04。

DEARJOE,——Itis13days。Iambewilderedandmustremainsoforatimelonger。Itwassosudden,sounexpected。Imagineamanworthahundredmillionswhofindshimselfsuddenlypennilessandfiftymillionindebtinhisoldage。

Iwasricherthananyotherpersonintheworld,andnowIamthatpauperwithoutpeer。SomedayIwilltellyouaboutit,notnow。

MARK。

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